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iâm so fucking mad bc half the âgood among us ownersâ donât even have fucking spaceships for their among us and if they do theyâre not ventilated properly, they have no imposters because they want to âkeep their mongus safeâ like okay theyâd be safer in the wild but whatever
oh sure they'd be safer in the wild, at the expense of every native species in the county. most amongus will cause irreparable damage to any ecosystem they're released into, and never should have been removed from their native habitats at all! this kind of attitude is exactly what led to the magenta among us becoming extinct in the wild.
GREEN AMONG US ARE LITERALLY NATIVE TO MOST FUCKING FIELDS THEY EAT WILD BOOBAHS THAT DAMAGE CROPS ON FARMS
oh i'm sooo glad the industrial agriculture defender has logged on! and if you'll note, i said MOST amongus are invasive. maybe learn to read before spreading your toxicity on my reblog.
no you know what? i'm not letting this stand. my grandfather was literally killed by a green impostor, you heartless bitch. and he was an immigrant farm worker. it really shows the kind of people you care about with your high-and-mighty declarations of what is and isn't right for amonguses. there's so much classism inherent in amongus ownership to begin with, and you're REALLY letting it shine.
Maybe if you stopped intentionally framing me as the villain here??? Did i say just release your among us into the streets and see what happens? No i did not. I said theyâd be more at home in the WILD and itâs literally veterinary practice to recommend a spaceship for mongus. that is the BARE minimum. Iâm no expert in among us ownership but i donât need to be to know you shouldnât have an among us in a 4x4 box with one task and no place to roam. People literally treat them worse than clowns (which i DO have a speciality in) and creepypastas (my current field of study) some people even keep slender men with among us or sirenheads with among us and itâs literally breaking my heart so there. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDPA MAYBE HE SHOULDVE WATCHED THE WARNING SIGNS OF AN IMPOSTER
creepypastas are literally perfect to cohabitate with amongus, my ben drowned and my amongus play fortnite together on weekends and it benefits then both. further proof that you have no idea what you're talking about, even in your "field of study." and you framed yourself as the villain when you started spreading dangerous misinformation and deliberately ignored my familial trauma. i hope your among uses vote you off
SHUT THE FUCK YOU LITERALLY IMPORTED AN AMONG US TO KEEP BECAUSE YOU WANTED AN EXOTIC PET
JUNGKOOK IS A RESCUE YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE
everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production teamâs trailers and shit. and now thereâs Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
I donât like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming youâre dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad
im cryingg thank y mr henson
Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"
and he was right!!!
holy shit mamoru you are the worst fucking dad
umm i donât think itâs really spoken about much but i think we should normalise bisexuals being inexperienced with a particular gender. we donât have to âkeep it evenâ to be bisexual and itâs okay if you havenât experienced anything with a particular gender :)
someone mentioned in their tags that we should also be normalising having no experience with anyone, & i think thatâs an important addition to this post !! that is definitely okay and valid too :)
[ID: screenshot of a tweet by Kaylee @ kaylechi__. It says "My son has a hole in his heart and he needs to undergo heart surgery to stay alive. The surgery is very expensive and I can't pay for it, I'm a 20 yrs old single mom with no support from anybody. Please kindly DONATE and RETWEET. I don't want to lose my son". It is followed by a partially visible gofundme link and a picture of a happy black toddler with big eyes and a blue shirt. The second image is almost the same screenshot. End ID]
The link to the gofundme is:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-baby-sammy-undergo-heart-surgery
first thing i say to my self in the morning
hey bro letâs do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips]Â
instead of sending me nudes you can send meÂ
pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
pics of you smiling with ur momÂ
pics of plants
pics of ur dog
pics of silly lookin bugs that u findÂ
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
my main man scoobert goes in
what about me? scorbort?
i told you to never show your face in these parts again.
Had a dream that McDonaldâs had a big ad campaign that just said âWE HAVE ITâ in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said âI saw the sign. Can I have itâ and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying âdo you think youâre readyâ in my voice and I screamed and drove away
The Minneapolis police are back to publicly being terrorists now that George Floydâs death is out of the media cycle.
Directly from the article:
Bayle Adod Gelle was deep in sleep late Wednesday night at his home in Eden Prairie when he heard loud banging on the door.
The intensity of the sound at 2:15 a.m. left Bayle confused. He trudged down the stairs from his second-floor bedroom. As soon as he reached the living room, he found his wife thereâsurrounded by more than a dozen officers from the Hennepin County Sheriffâs Office. The officers allegedly pointed their guns at him and his wife, Bayle said, and then tied their hands tightly with a cord.
Awakened by the bangs and commotion, three childrenâages 4, 7, and 9â joined their parents in the living room. Officers allegedly pointed guns at them, too, Bayle said.
âI felt very scared,â Bayle said in an interview with Sahan Journal at his home Thursday evening, some 14 hours after the police raid. âI thought they were going to kill us.â
The police search felt like it took foreverâmaybe two hours, he said. Bayle kept asking the officers who they were and why theyâd come to his house. (In the end, the police appear to have found nothing, and took no evidence with them, Bayle said.)
They told him âshut up,â he recalled.
Bayle said the officers ransacked the house and never showed him a search warrantâ until the end. Thatâs when they told him his son had been killed.
Bayle said that until that moment, he had no idea that nearly 8 hours earlier Minneapolis Police officers had fatally shot his 23-year-old son, Dolal Bayle Idd, in an altercation at a Holiday gas station in south Minneapolis. It was the first police killing in Minneapolis since Officer Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd about a dozen blocks away.
Hereâs the full article
they had to move out of their house on new yearâs eve to a nearby mosque.
please share, I havenât seen anyone talking about this
What if, and hear me out, people DO love you
Your coworker who loves when they get to work a shift with you, even if you donât talk
Your cousin whoâs relieved when they see you at family gatherings, who thinks youâre âthe cool cousinâ but hasnât said anything out loud
Your classmate who thinks you have great taste, even if theyâre too shy to speak up about it in class
Your childhood friends who remember you fondly
The waiter you tipped during a busy night
That person you complimented on the street
The little kid you waved to
The old woman you made small talk with
People love you, because youâre lovable. And youâre worthy of love. Even if it doesnât feel like it sometimes
(Self depreciating comments will be removed at best, bluntly and remorselessly told to shut the fuck up at worst. Fuck around. I dare you.)