Terminally Cosplay Productions

"Life's a Carnival, Center ring and the seats are full." -Happiest song in Homestuck~ ~ REcovering Homestuck Fan if you want to see more indie stuff from me!

[terminallycosplay]

They're looking at okaying live rounds in Seattle. Real bullets. Friend has a PD radio

[feministism]

[ccjasper]

Why did he do that?

[pseudofaker]

Because Obama created the pandemic response team. Anything obama started, he destroys. 

He’s also cut the budget for the CDC every damn year for the past 3 years

[melissa-blogs]

Do not let this be forgot that he not only fired the pandemic team in 2018, but he also most recently refused WHO's COVID-19 testing for Americans in fear that too many positive testing would diminish his chances at a reelection. (X)(X)

[vladtheunfollower]

[quarternotewhistle]

Oh this reminds me of a story from my youth, which I don’t Actually Remember Happening, but it has been recounted to me.

Basically when me and my bro were little, once, my mom had been making us supper. and she left the room for a minute for something, and when she came back, my brother was standing on a chair, and I was passing him green beans, which he was setting on the blades of the ceiling fan.

Now, when my mother saw this, she did what any respectable parent would do, and told us to sit our butts down and wait til our dad gets home.

Not much later, dad got home from work, ready to sit down to supper.

And mom sighs and goes, “honey, it’s hot in here, would you turn the fan on?”

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

asdjfhlkajhsd  THAT’S AMAZING

[kaijutegu]

Mother of the year

[sithholocron-deactivated2012090]

[spockglocksrocks]

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

[cameoappearance]

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

[cameoappearance]

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

[loreweaver]

literally everyone

[elfwreck]

Everyone. No, really… everyone.

For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.

For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.

For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.

For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them. 

For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.

For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.” 

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

[terminallycosplay]

[simfreakk]

[terminallycosplay]

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[violetense]

[satanicsoda]

CHAOS CHAOS

[mrs-faggot]

My last braincell during an urgent situation

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[yourweeaboobs]

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

[terminallycosplay]

Opening up my messages for some readings! As of now I'm not charging for them, but ask if you have a good reading and can you donate to my ko-fi or paypal, both my handle

I ask you send me the following in your ask/message. One word about what you want from your reading, one word about why you want a reading, a number between 1 a 30, a number between 1 and 5, between one and 10, and between 1 and 15.

[terminallycosplay]

advice, preparation, 3, 21, 7, 13 thank you!

NoWhat a busy spread! Out of the decks this seemed a great fit for you. I was out to do a simple three card spread, but sometimes, the cards choose to make themselves important.

From what I can glean, it looks like a project or job you were invested in came to a sudden stop. These incomplete items seem to be weighing down on you, and that isn't great. Doors left open leave you vulnerable.

However, justice (or it seems karma in this case) seems to have your back. It smiles on you,and notes that positive changes are on the horizon. Its important to weigh the pros and cons as you move forward, but you've earned some good karma

The wheel indicates that on the horizon, rewards and stability are coming your way. It's all about a positive outlook, which the three jump cards all seemed to hop on and agree to.

It suggests new skills are coming and are important, but practice and trial are needed in this new and meaningful project to you. If all goes well, it will lead to a personal or financial growth, though I believe it does indicate some profit in this case.

The cards also had faint hints of an old flame or slow growing love- but the way it reads feel more platonic.

Hope this helps- I'm working on virtual readings!

[terminallycosplay]

Opening up my messages for some readings! As of now I'm not charging for them, but ask if you have a good reading and can you donate to my ko-fi or paypal, both my handle

I ask you send me the following in your ask/message. One word about what you want from your reading, one word about why you want a reading, a number between 1 a 30, a number between 1 and 5, between one and 10, and between 1 and 15.

[terminallycosplay]

Seizure warning for Scary Stories to tell in the Dark

During the red room and end credits, the walls go deep red and have frequent flashing bright lights. Please be aware of what's going on and spread the word!

[stalkerkyoko]

WHOLE MO IS EPILsey waring I don’t have it But it gave a whoooooooooooa

[fuckepilepsy]

Thanks for the heads-up folks!

[terminallycosplay]

When I reached out to customer service they basically said they don't plan on adding a notice

[terminallycosplay]

Seizure warning for Scary Stories to tell in the Dark

During the red room and end credits, the walls go deep red and have frequent flashing bright lights. Please be aware of what's going on and spread the word!

[terminallycosplay]

When you fall asleep at the table