Hello everyone! Welcome to the blog formerly known as Overwatch-does-stuff, a side blog of @measlyfurball13. The name change is a reflection of my new attitude towards canon- in that I am a terrible little fanfiction writer in my own little corner of tumblr dot com and canon is fake. Welcome To My Reality!
ğ <- putting a turkish g in my pinned post for easy copy/paste access whenever I'm writing fic for Emre, don't mind me.
My Fics (sorted into blocks by topic and era, oldest at the bottom)
The Modern Era (2026-)
Unsolicited Career Advice (AO3 Link) (2026)
A young Baptiste meets Emre while working for Talon.
Wavelengths in Parallel (2026)
Two Talon superweapons meet. So do their respective handlers.
suffocator, suffocator, suffocator (2026)
Emre struggles with Moral OCD. He's hurting Freja.
Spaces Between (2026)
A small moment between Freja and Chernobog.
The ordinary pains are never fair (2026)
It's Freja's turn to be comforted. She doesn't think she deserves it.
Intrinsic Dignity (2026)
Emre's cybernetics come with other complications. Freja helps.
Mi Corazón Defectuoso y Yo (2026)
Sombra's never cared who runs Talon- until they put her life on the line.
Couldn't tie his boots without consulting the reg manual (2026)
Reaper and Emre's first meeting post-fall-of-Overwatch.
don't walk away. (2026)
Emre talks Freja down from the edge. TW for suicidality.
i've felt the fire/i've held the sword (2026)
Bastion visits Numbani and grapples with the purpose it was built for.
Shackled (AO3 Link) (2026)
Much has changed for Chernobog, but the mission hasn't.
Tannins (AO3 Link) (2026)
Emre, homesick, tries to get some tea.
for something like you (2026)
Bastion negotiates with Ramattra and straddles the line into empathy for him.
Unusual Awakenings (2026)
Five times Emre woke up somewhere strange/terrible, and the 1 time he sort of had the last laugh.
A Familiar Enthrallment (2026)
Bastion notices something terribly familiar about Emre's situation.
Misc One-Shots (from 2020-2023)
Timeline: Never & Timeline: Eventually (2022)
Microfics exploring Tracer's powerset.
Chivalry (2021) (author's rec, surprisingly!)
Doomfist x Reader. For your eyes were caught across the room, on a man in white with a sleeve of gleaming gold.
First Impressions (2021)
My take on Bastion and Reinhardt's canonical meeting, from both perspectives.
Bad Memories (2021, even if the post says 2023)
My pre-canon take on Bastion and Reinhardt meeting, based on Reinhardt's seemingly good relationship with Omnics at the time.
a rich white girl robs your bank and steals your rent money (2020)
Ashe x Reader
A Seminar in Pity and Remorse (2020)
Dr. Mina Liao and Torbjorn discuss their competing roles in the pending extinction of humanity.
Of mind and body, body and mind (2020)
Torbjorn and Zenyatta are at odds. But Bastion needs them both.
Vita (2019) (author's rec!)
Bastion tends to their flower garden to try and soothe themself.
Accepted Parameters (2019)
Baptiste handles Talon's living weapons while Moira is away.
Crumpled Dreams (2019)
Baptiste’s relationship with the idea of Overwatch has never been certain.
Rehabilitation!Sigma:
A collection of one-shots about Sigma after he's rescued by Overwatch. Sorted last-first for story order rather than IRL chronology here:
A Summary On Chronal Disassociation and Gravitic Fluxes - Winston's Notes (2021)
The Adventures Of McCree Holmes and Sigma Watson
(Yes, warning for deadnaming Cole the entire time)
Intermediary 1. (2019)
Further one-shots in the universe.
Vol 1. (2019)
The story of how a detective cowboy and the village madman solve a murder case in the Halloween Terror fantasy AU.
Sigma x Reader
Deserve (2019)
Siebren begs you to leave. You don't.
Stars (2019)
Pre-accident Siebren and you have a date planned.
Sigma One-shots (coined "Sigmaverse" at the time):
Minor Lacerations (2020)
Moira has a short temper. Studying Subject Sigma requires patience.
Schedule (2020)
Hourly report of Subject Sigma’s condition, day 139- Dr. O'Deorain
that one guy at work (2019) (shitpost fic)
Generic Talon soldier has a terrible time at work due to Sigma. Right?
Neither Rhyme nor Reason (2019)
Moira helps Sigma with a panic attack.
Normal (2019) (author's rec!)
Just a taste of normality is enough to send Sigma reeling through emotions he never thought he would feel again.
Continuum (2019)
For just a moment, linear time breaks down for Dr. Siebren de Kuiper.
B R O K E N (2019)
A one-shot playing the horror angle with Sigma, right after his accident.
Control (2019) (author's rec!)
Both Moira and Sigma must control their respective subjects.
Of Things Unknown (the caged bird sings)
Sigma's capture by Talon, from his perspective.
Remorse (2019)
Subject Sigma goes on a mission.
Vertigo (2019)
Sigma panics. A mysterious figure aids him.
Observation (2019- one day after Sigma's trailer lol)
Moira attempts to make her first observations on Subject Sigma.
First Overwatch fic ever! yay:
Flowers (2018)
Zarya stumbles into Bastion's garden at Watchpoint Gibraltar.
Other fun, non-fic posts from the days of yore:
The "No Sleep" Club
The Post-Recall Board Game Night
Bastion deserves to be a little mischevious actually
My basic thesis on Bastion and Torbjorn
Relating Bastion and Torbjorn's game kits to their characterization
Symmetra and Torbjorn as friendly rivals
The Hetero Love Interest Tier List
Crying About Bastion
Omnics, Bastion, and Stimming (author autism heritage post)
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#terrible posting for stuff by me! (that's worthy to be searchable. Not all of my stuff from the years has aged super well. . .)
Most characters are going to be tagged by #(character's in-game name) overwatch or by their full "real" names!
if you see me posting on here but I'm not responding to dms please know it's because i'm procrastinating on procrastinating on my fic by procrastinating on packing for the move
i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.
okay so of characters you would smash, which ones are you the top/Dom and which ones are you the bottom/Sub?
ohmygod you're asking me to be horny on main. . . am I actually going to post this? Fine, I'll actually post this- enjoy the ridiculously self-indulgent daydreaming below of how I'd want to have sex with my favorite Overwatch women (+vibes for a handful of the guys)
NSFW, nothing too explicit, but you'd still get eyebrows if your coworker caught this over your shoulder.
The chart, for reference:
Ashe: She's not just my fling, not just my girl, she's my wife. I make love to this woman. I think, ultimately, I'd take a follower role in compliment to her leadership; her unabashed confidence and decision-making being an element of variety I crave. That's not to say I don't prepare or spoil her like crazy with effort- our truckbed loaded with the softest pillows and blankets, driving out to a private place amongst the red rocks under the sunset, our favorite wine in the camping tumbler -only that when it's time to properly take the pants off, she gets to decide the tempo. TL;DR: I'm subbing. I'm letting her do whatever she wants with me, frankly.
Symmetra: I'd love to service top her. I think she'd be very particular with what she wants, almost methodical in her pleasure. . . I'll follow those instructions, yes ma'am. I'm normally not into servant dynamics but it would be so hot to let her have power over me. . . Also, can you imagine the toys she'd make? Custom-made to either her or my body?
Zarya: it goes without saying that you're probably the bottom if you're dating Zarya, I think. As for dom/sub vibes, I think we'd switch- sometimes she's pinning me to the bed and I'm begging for her to give it to me, other times I'm making her bench press me, watching her sweat, teasing a reward if she can complete yet another rep. . .
Brigitte: Would love to top her unless she's feeling particularly rambunctious, teehee. I want to make her squirm until they're blushy and embarrassed. I'm not a brat but when she tops I'd still tease. She's so cute when she's vulnerable and- most of all! -it's so hot that she can take it and still be confident in her day-to-day. Like, we're the couple where everyone thinks she's the dom, but she's not.
Domina: do I. . . do I need to elaborate? She needs to dom. If she doesn't dom, her mental health is going to spiral. I'll listen to her be the center of attention for hours as she buys me expensive shots at premier cocktail lounge, then when we head up to the executive suite. . . I'll beg for her, I'll worship her. She's my sugar mommy is what I'm trying to say.
Moira: ohoho I'm subbing for sure. Domming Moira is a skill that no person currently alive possesses, I think. I want her to scrape me with those nails, only because I know she'd be so damn methodical with it. I want her to make me feel stupid. I normally don't like getting insulted but she'd be able to do it right. She also has permission to test whatever fucked up aphrodisiac she's come up with on me.
Ana: Switch!! Like, almost 50/50 switch. I think we'd both aim to surprise each other with new things. I trust her implicitly, I think she'd always be straightforward and I find that insanely attractive. I want to explore our kinks together <- I am deranged. Somniphilia yes. I think we'd get to CNC at some point, that's how much I trust her.
Junker Queen: it goes without saying that you ARE the sub if you're fucking Junker Queen, I think. She is grinding my face into a pulp. If I don't crack a vertebrae is it really sex with the Queen? Of everyone in the smash category, she's my strongest candidate for one-night hookup or friends with benefits. It's almost for the bragging rights for me, and a number to add to the (sexual) body count for her.
Tracer: I think she'd be bratty when she subs and I am allergic to brattiness, so, I'm subbing. She's the world's ultimate tease when she domming, I think. 10/10 would let her edge me across the time-space continuum. Oh but at the same time, I'd love to overstim her and prevent her from recalling. . . fuck, I guess we're switching.
Sojourn: please please please let me sub, please let me call you ma'am. Please call me a good girl as I grind on your thigh, ma'am. Gentle doms are so fucking hot. I want her to be so nice to me as she cuffs me to the bed. I want her to make me promise to take better care of myself before I'm allowed to come. What would you call this. . . sincerity play? I'm so lame. . .
Freja: all I ask is that I'm tied up in the bola in some shape or form, which probably means I'm subbing. I also have a vivid vision of burying my head into her chest and whining about how much I need her. She's fast, efficient, and ruthless with wringing it out of me.
Sombra: I would want to see if I could out-dom her as a sub. Not in a brat rebellion way, but in an anime shonen rival way. Sex is a battle (that ultimately she will win.) If I'm dating Sombra I am installing something cybernetic into my nervous system with the explicit intent that she gets to fuck with it during sex to win. I want her to overstim me into submission.
Bastion (they/them pronouns for them, my nonbinary beloved): Ohohoho my pillow princess. My beloved pillow princess Bastion that I want to gentle dom. Their little keens as I find which wires work best. . . I want to make this 7 foot tall war machine feel so delicate and vulnerable. Watching them shudder beneath me. . . maybe I'll grind on their thigh a lil bit. I will learn to crotchet something delicate and lacy for them to wear, don't test me.
Pharah: We're both doms and it's our goal to elicit as much pleasure out of each other as possible. "Tongues battling for dominance" but make it not cringe. She's physically stronger, but that just means that when she capitulates and allows me to fuck her over the table for once, it means I have the psychological edge.
Vendetta: I want her to service top me. I just really hope she gets pleasure out of enticing pleasure from me- I think she'd be really methodical about how she eats people out. You can eat pussy in a dom way and she'd be the master. I'd want her to be stern and make me work for a smile or praise, all while still following my requests. . . she contains multitudes, and I want to explore them all.
Mei: I think if you made her top or dom she'd die instantly. I'd force her to fight her pillow princess instincts, though- I'd love for her to be slightly assertive with how much she needs me. Seeing her block the door and be unabashed with her desire would send me right into the mood. I will dom her, of course, but nicely.
Mercy: I'm domming and topping- I don't know where this is coming from, but I want to blindfold her, restrain her to the bed, then tease her with sensory play. More traditional, more sensual. . . I want to almost torture her with pleasure and then help her relax. The little sigh and bliss on her lips will be what does me in. I'm showering her with rose petals. Do you understand my vision?
Venture: they come back from work and they're still sweaty and they tear off their clothes and then tear off mine and then we shag nasty as equals. The end. Another contender for the friends with benefits section for me.
Bonus! Sierra, as she wasn't out yet when I made this list: My pillow princess. . . please let me take care of you, my pillow princess Sierra. I want to make her feel so good. Music to my ears. Her grip on me when she comes. . . might leave bruises, which I'll treasure.
Bonus! Shion, as she wasn't out yet when I made this list: It goes without saying that you are forced to be the sub when you're having sex with Shion. I personally am getting CNC'd until the following dawn and I'm loving every minute of it. My only ask is no blood play unless it's period play, which might disappoint her but hopefully not enough to kill me. "Don't stick your (metaphorical) dick in crazy!" I am plugging my ears and going lalala
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Bonus Bonus! Abstract vibes for the "would smash if I were attracted to men" category. Using my mind powers to imagine them as women. . . (I'll still use their correct pronouns ofc)
Baptiste: I would let him do whatever he wants with me. If he were a woman he'd be Ashe tier for me. We're breaking out the candlelight dinner and the nice rum and the roses, and then he gets to take the lead.
Reinhardt: I think domming him would be such a fantastic experience. The idea of making someone that physically imposing so vulnerable is enticing- I want to tie him down. I want to make him beg.
Ramattra: this guy is a control freak on par with Domina. Only Zenyatta could ever dom him and I know this. Additionally, I'm pulling the "I'm his exception" card when it comes to his feelings about humans, so I'm imagining a slightly softer domming than what true hate sex would look like, but certainly he's still not gentle dom.
Winston: I think he's a switch. Either he's ravaging me wordlessly, in which case I'm subbing, or I'm conducting experiments on him to maximize his pleasure, in which case I'm domming. Yes, the latter is roleplay and probably related to his daddy issues. No, I don't think I care.
Hazard: I'm cheating with this one- I want Susie to dom me while Haz enjoys the show. Or he can help hold me down, but he doesn't get to touch, and if he breaks that rule Susie punishes him. Idk, just. . . the idea that he enjoys watching his girlfriend being so desirable makes me feel things.
Lifeweaver: ohohoho, you know this man is the world's foremost expert in gentle domming. Even as he's a man, even as I'm a lesbian, I might genuinely want to experience it anyway. . . I'd sit back, relax, and pillow princess my way to complete bliss. Grow those biolight vines all over me, I'm ready.
Zenyatta: I need to make him unravel. . . make him not think so intensely for a little while. I'd dom him. Want him to melt like putty at my fingertips when I play with the correct wires. Slowly, methodically. We're actively discussing the philosophical value of physical pleasure to the psyche as I tease him further until he's unable to speak coherently. Aftercare would be finishing the discussion properly ofc :)
Bonus! Emre: When he's in a better head space and minus the homicidal AI, I would love to gentle dom him. Soft restraints, little bit of begging. I'm not normally a pain person but for him I'd be willing to inflict some if he'd like. Think like those soft floggers. My only rule is that he doesn't get to be a brat- I need him at his 100% most genuine. I'm vanilla like that I suppose. Oh and please let Freja join
Okay, I hear you, and I agree. However, I feel like we should establish that killing innocent civilians in the name of pseudo-Australian nationalism (and personal gain?) partially funded by a global terrorist organization does not fall into chaotic neutral, that is in fact very chaotic evil
Shout-out to characters who don't plan to survive their stories! Heroes who think they can only atone for their failures through sacrifice, villains who don't think they deserve to live in the world they're trying to create. Gimme that passive suicidality baby, mm-mm, delicious.
Having a longfic with 2 POVs is the best because while Emre's found himself in a buddy-cop style plot, Freja firmly believes she's playing by psychological horror thriller rules
Emre, to the bartender: god, I hate living out of boxes almost as much as I hate unpacking. If only I didn't have to go back and unpack more tonight...
The ever-benevolent Chernobog watching him through the flock camera:👁️
