Its Me... Duh...

This is me in all my craziness. You have been warned.

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/kocopaly/

[bethofaus]

!!!!!!

[runcibility]

Meanwhile, back at the planetarium:

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[esthersinclair]

[jackironsides]

This post is calling me out,,,

[everythingfox]

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

[hobbiestextremesorta]

That is some conversation she is having 😂

[awkwardnoob]

“This here children, is what we call a human.”

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Terrible idea:

Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.

[ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg]

Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:

“Perception check”

“Bees?”

“BEES???”

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud

[only1600kids]

[notabrobro]

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[headspace-hotel]

Literally none of my story ideas come with a plot, ever. WITHOUT FAIL, it’s always just an Aesthetic, like two and a half characters, some very, very vivid settings, and a weird concept. Never plot. Not even an inkling of a plot. My brain tosses me this cool stuff and is like welp i’ll be back in 4-5 business months 

[lattemonster]

umbreon sketch

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[princesstigerbelle]

What about:

[redwingjohnny]

[officialcrow]

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

[outofcontextbonappetit]

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[arrghigiveup]

Excuse me while I die of laughter

[fairerhousethanprose]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE OF LAUGHTER.

[classicfilmsource]

Sleeping Beauty (1959) dir. Clyde Geronimi