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I can’t wait to fill our home with fairy lights and scented candles and tasty snacks and pets and soft blankets and love.
Kik partyyy
Ugh ohh I hear a meet and greet chat coming!!!
Mommies welcome! Daddies welcome! Masters welcome! Little boys welcome! Little girls welcome! Kitty’s welcome! Pups welcome! Pets welcome!
Reblog or like, and send me that kik info c: Please be mindful and respectful to all people In chat no nudity either, be mindful of ages.
Join us ♡
What is your Kik?
Send me your kik info your age, what you like to be called and your title please c:
Meet and greet kik chat!!!
I'm looking for a daddy dom, or possibly a little <3
Chat welcomes
·Mommy/daddy doms
·Master/dominant
·Submissives/ slaves
·Switches
·Littles/pets
Come play and chat with us ~
Idk you remember me. It’s been a really long time. But my name is Quinn. I was just going though old messages and i saw and it made me really happy and i just wanted to say something. Have a good rest of whatever you’re doing
Hello little bunny, I'll never forget you <3 feel free to msg me.
She is water...
Powerful enough to drown you: Aries,
Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
Soft enough to cleanse you: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces
Deep enough to save you: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
Morning Snacks
Milk and poptarts ♡ smores poptarts Goodmorning everyone !
self love needs to be taught at a young age
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i really hope my wish comes true
my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt
SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works
whenever this is on my dash i always reblog it <3
i wish someone would love me
holy shit it worked i wished for 1k followers (lame lame ik) and the week after i got 1k followers.
I hope this works ❤💖💜
oh gosh crossing my fingies!
I wish to not have to stay with my family and to go be with my Daddy and be happy and safe…
Please make my wish come true♡
Kik partyyy
Ugh ohh I hear a meet and greet chat coming!!!
Mommies welcome! Daddies welcome! Masters welcome! Little boys welcome! Little girls welcome! Kitty’s welcome! Pups welcome! Pets welcome!
Reblog or like, and send me that kik info c: Please be mindful and respectful to all people In chat no nudity either, be mindful of ages.
Join us ♡
i want to be one of those tumblr users that everyone addresses by their name and tells them random things and randomly gets i love yous from people they never have talked to
Awee goals ♡
Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo
*looks around*
Is
Is anyone gonna say it
malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite
@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.
…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?
oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?
It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.
I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.
So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.
Oh my god guys it’s poisonous
It is super poisonous
There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more
Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock
Try this one instead.
malachite literally explodes in water does it not?
I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?
Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker
This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock
I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on being you.
I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.
I’m looking into it.
UPDATE:
Today in “I’m so sorry, coworkers, it’s for Tumblr,” I brought this post to the attention of the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did some research and weighed in on the question: “Can you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?”
The answer is “It’s probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.”
When I first saw this post I NEVER thought it would go this far.
I think this is hands down my favorite “this is what Tumblr is” post to date.
look mom I’m famous
Ive learned so much today
Falling into little space
Sailor moon always puts me in little space ♡ Watching it from the start again !
Kik meet & greet
heyo♡ Time to meet and mingle ~ Ill make the group chat once i get a good amount of people added! This will be a SFW group chat, though ill soon be making a NSFW one. All ages welcome! If youd like to join, please send me your age, name. Kik. And role ♡ or reblog with your kik name!
reblog if ur a real ice eater
keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad
mmm crushed ice ♡♡