they hate me for my whimsy and zest for life

she/her・currently: orv + sctir brainrot

[muzzlesbian]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[dogboysideblog]

okay but have you considered BARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

[mendelmakes]

Mending a rather obvious rip in the butt of my dad's jeans, so I'm embroidering a dad joke on the pocket to make ironic

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[priestessamy]

[sunsbleeding]

[stephanisoejono]

Thanks for covering what is happening in my country Xiran

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[bisexualgorgeous]

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[meatdiaz]

what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

[vitamaeternum]

This is a major issue I've found with online relationships. Ironically, despite actually meeting people IRL being more difficult, hanging out IRL is so much easier, since you can just sit with someone and vibe whereas if you're on the phone then you're just sitting in silence with the magic slab.

[melona-na]

You know when you get a big, fluffy comforter and it covers you whole, no gaps, and it tangles in your legs just right? Bliss.

[eraserheadadult]

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

[eraserheadadult]

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong

[hjartasalt]

See him sweeties

[hjartasalt]

He's so sweeties!

[hjartasalt]

Now see him fabulous

[hjartasalt]

Now see him. In the dark.

[fuckinkindagauche]

Deep sea shrimp...

[hjartasalt]

My boy! He's in a situation!!

[valtsv]

"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking

[valtsv]

came back imprisoned by obligation to bear responsibility for the love and grief that others feel for you. came back painfully aware of the horror of existence. came back to a life you cannot bear to live anymore, to a body you cannot bear to call yours.

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

[sweetlyfez]

one thing about me is I am always elaborating on it

[the-real-seebs]

i don't quite understand what you're saying

[sweetlyfez]

well you see I'm the sort of person who'll add additional detail, and maybe even embellish and append!

[catasters]