KING OF ASGARD

Thirty-five year old woman who is loving this life,desperate to meet new people and happy to be where she is. (Not the real Tessa)

[tessavthompson-blog]

Please forgive me for late replies,I hit another car and I’m doing extra shifts to pay for it.

[tessavthompson-blog]

Ever since I moved in...bullshit. I still haven’t lifted a finger to unpack a single object but that's not the point! I’ve been lying in bed wondering why didn’t I auditioned for the role of Ariel in the new Disney live-action. No hate towards the actress but now that Ariel is black,I could have gone for it. I guess I just don’t have that whole beautiful innocent young look that she has. Anyway,just pretty bad shower thoughts. I’m Tessa,fill me in on the news and the details please.

[chmswrths]

tessavthompson‌:

Ever since I moved in…bullshit. I still haven’t lifted a finger to unpack a single object but that’s not the point! I’ve been lying in bed wondering why didn’t I auditioned for the role of Ariel in the new Disney live-action. No hate towards the actress but now that Ariel is black,I could have gone for it. I guess I just don’t have that whole beautiful innocent young look that she has. Anyway,just pretty bad shower thoughts. I’m Tessa,fill me in on the news and the details please.

You know what, Tess? I’ll make a low budget version of Little Mermaid and you can be Ariel in that. Don’t let Disney catch on, though. They’ll shut it down. I’m only doing this because I want to play Sebastian and finally get my solo of Under The Sea like I deserve. Who would be your prince? Or do you want a princess? I can work with either. I’m kinda dating someone? Kinda. Sorta. Nothing official but that’s a thing. That’s the only news I have.

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You know what, Tess? I’ll make a low budget version of Little Mermaid and you can be Ariel in that. Don’t let Disney catch on, though. They’ll shut it down. I’m only doing this because I want to play Sebastian and finally get my solo of Under The Sea like I deserve. Who would be your prince? Or do you want a princess? I can work with either. I’m kinda dating someone? Kinda. Sorta. Nothing official but that’s a thing. That’s the only news I have.

Low budget?Come on Chris,medium budget is the least I can work with!Mama’s got to have a gold fork to comb her hair with. No please,you singing Under The Sea is something I do not look forward to! Prince,princess...I want someone,ya know? Well,you’re a lucky lad. Congrats and keep me updated on the details.

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Definitely use them while you can. I know I have an expiration date coming up soon so I better start pulling some strings. See what else Disney has to offer. Do I? Your friend sounds mighty fine just by the sound of his name. I guess I gotta meet him to confirm that it’s the same one you’re referring to. I’ll introduce you to my friend, too. See how similar you both are.

Pull as much strings as you can and I’ll do the same,alright? Oh Michael,let’s just cut this bullshit,c’mon. It’s been a while since I’ve seen you and I can’t believe you haven’t even given me a hug yet,so disappointed in you! You look the same...taller maybe but definitely the same.

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Oh, it definitely got on my outfit! Luckily it wasn’t anything super expensive and could easily wash out. I stood there, defeated and covered in smoothie, for a solid twenty minutes. An updated version of a Hobbit! I love that! I’m a huge fan of yours, so it’s nice to meet you as well. I’m Natalia. And, secretly, I’m waiting for the day Nancy and Valkyrie get to take over the world.

Man,that’s terrible! See,that’s why I hate wearing expensive clothing but still,your clothes must have smelled great because of the smoothie. You are so talented by the way,you played Nancy in a way that no one could. Let’s unite forces and let Nancy and Valkyrie take over.

[tessavthompson-blog]

Ever since I moved in...bullshit. I still haven’t lifted a finger to unpack a single object but that's not the point! I’ve been lying in bed wondering why didn’t I auditioned for the role of Ariel in the new Disney live-action. No hate towards the actress but now that Ariel is black,I could have gone for it. I guess I just don’t have that whole beautiful innocent young look that she has. Anyway,just pretty bad shower thoughts. I’m Tessa,fill me in on the news and the details please.

[devilofbayview-deactivated20191]

Oh dear. It sounds like you not having a good time; are you okay? If it makes you feel any better you'd make a kick arse Ariel but things like this happen for a reason I believe, you'll get a shot at something even better. It's a pleasure to meet you, Tessa I'm Tom and I hope your shower thoughts get better.

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Oh dear. It sounds like you not having a good time; are you okay? If it makes you feel any better you’d make a kick arse Ariel but things like this happen for a reason I believe, you’ll get a shot at something even better. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Tessa I’m Tom and I hope your shower thoughts get better.

Unpacking isn’t my definition of having a good time but it’s tolerable. Thank you so much,everything does happen for a reason and I don’t think anyone can control it so I’ve accepted my faith already. Hi Tom,I have to admit that I’ve been addicted to Lucifer since forever and I can only thank you for it.

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In that situation I’d definitely say hire some help to unpack, or you could always just try and bribe somebody to help out with a fun night of good music, good food and make a sort of party out of it, I know I sure as hell would be down for something like that if somebody asked me. Tessa, you definitely still look youthful and beautiful! Before I met you I genuinely thought you were barely thirty, so you’ve definitely got nothing to worry about! There’s not much to fill you in on from my world, but there’s plenty of wonderful things happening in town, and if you do need to escape from the unpacking, Romeo and Juliet just opened and it was fantastic, so there’s a show to see if you need a distraction.

I have been trying to bribe some friends with some pizza and karaoke after but once they hear about the unpacking part,they immediately run away! Thank you so much,you’re the one who is ageing like fine wine,Colbie. I’m on a highway to forty and the more,the merrier. I’ve heard about Romeo and Juliet but in between unpacking extremely slowly and trying to find my way around town.it’s hard to watch it.

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Replies on Thursday!On vacation,sorry

[oftomlinscns]

“I’m usually an A plus procrastinator when it comes to unpacking things, I either live out of boxes for weeks or finally get off my ass and actually unpack – which hardly ever happens, especially when Netflix is involved. I like distractions, and camping is a pretty good one I’d say. It’s been awhile since I’ve roughed it out.” 

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I think procrastinating is a talent,practice makes perfect and I’m pretty close to perfection. That’s just a stupid way to explain why I haven’t opened one single box and taken a single thing out of it. Netflix is just calling my name and I could never resist Netflix. Anyway,I’m Tessa,nice to meet you. Is it too evasive if I ask you when you are releasing new songs?Because I need some new bops to jam to.

[nattyddyer]

I feel like the stupidest person in the world. I wanted to make myself a smoothie after getting back from the gym, as any normal person would. But as I was getting ready to blend, I was stupidly distracted and ended up forgetting to put the cover on the top. So now I’m staring up at the ceiling, and tops of the walls, wondering how short me is going to get up there. Anyone have any suggestions? Or do I just have to completely move apartments at this point? Luckily, I’ve just moved in and haven’t unpacked everything yet. So maybe moving, again, is a pretty valid option.

[tessavthompson-blog]

It could be worse...the smoothie could’ve ruined the ceiling and your outfit! That happened to me and believe me,it was not a pretty situation. I would help you but I’m an updated version of a Hobbit so I guess I wouldn’t help much. Call someone to clean it and then unpack everything. My name’s Tessa,nice to meet you. Big fan of yours,Nancy is one of the best characters Netflix ever created.

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Hey, it’s not too late. You have some strings over at Disney so you better use them before it expires. As far as the unpacking goes, I still have some boxes that have been sitting there and it’s been about a month since I moved in. Am I going to unpack them anytime soon? Probably not. Tessa? I have a friend by that name. That’s so weird.

It’s too late,not even if I begged they would cast me as Ariel. I guess I’ll just use my strings later. A month and still haven’t unpacked?I could argue but I will be exactly the same,I just know it. Weird,right?Because I swear that you look extremely familiar to me. I have a friend that looks exactly like you...maybe you know him. His name is Michael,does it ring a bell to you?

[tessavthompson-blog]

Ever since I moved in...bullshit. I still haven’t lifted a finger to unpack a single object but that's not the point! I’ve been lying in bed wondering why didn’t I auditioned for the role of Ariel in the new Disney live-action. No hate towards the actress but now that Ariel is black,I could have gone for it. I guess I just don’t have that whole beautiful innocent young look that she has. Anyway,just pretty bad shower thoughts. I’m Tessa,fill me in on the news and the details please.

[thatridley-deactivated20200525]

I think you would have been a brilliant choice. You are incredibly beautiful, and look very young, so don’t think that! Is shower thoughts another phrase said here? I am writing all of them down to sound more hip and American. Lovely to officially meet you, Tessa. I am Daisy, and actually just came back to town from reshoots. Maybe we can figure out the details together? If you fancy tea, I would love to take you to Tea You Again.

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I think you would have been a brilliant choice. You are incredibly beautiful, and look very young, so don’t think that! Is shower thoughts another phrase said here? I am writing all of them down to sound more hip and American. Lovely to officially meet you, Tessa. I am Daisy, and actually just came back to town from reshoots. Maybe we can figure out the details together? If you fancy tea, I would love to take you to Tea You Again.

Thank you so much! It’s not every day that I get a compliment from one of the best actresses in the business. Oh,shower thoughts are kind of an expression. It refers to those weird things you think about in the weirdest moments,I guess. Hi Daisy,I am such a huge fan and I am counting every second to Star Wars in December. Yeah sure,I would love to!Whenever you feel like it,let’s go to Tea You Again.

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heard about that and I think it’s awesome! The diversity in movies is much needed. I’ll admire from afar, I think. It’s nice to meet you, Tessa, I’m Nyle. What’s new? I heard about your role in the new Thor movie and I think it’s awesome! Also that we’re also going to finally have a Deaf superhero. But what else is new in town? Romeo and Juliet opened tonight and it was pretty good!

Finally,all kinds of people are getting representation in the cinematic world and Disney is going for it more and more. I mean,I am playing a black bisexual superhero and I couldn't be more proud of myself. Nice to meet you Nyle,your face looks a lot familiar to me...I just can’t put my finger on it. I know,I wanted to see the show but I’ve been trying to unpack!

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Have you asked that ex-King of Asgard to help you out? I bet he would. He’s been annoying me on a daily basis so please take him away from me. Or better yet, I can help you out if you need to unpack. Hi, Tessa! Welcome to town, I’m Janina!

 Oh my,is he here?I haven’t seen him since the pres out for MIB:International and I have to give him his birthday gift. I’m sorry for that,the reason he is not the King of Asgard anymore is because of his annoying ass but I think everyone loves that about him. Thank you so much Janina,a helping hand would be great. Nice to meet you!

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tessavthompson‌:

True,I don’t feel so bad about it right now. I appreciate your words but I don’t think I would be the best fit for the character,Halle will really rock Ariel I do have a lot of Westworld duties and I wish I could tell you about next season but I ain’t going to spoil it. Hi Bill,your brother does talk a lot about you. Gustaf and you look nothing alike to be honest!But it’s good to meet you Bill. 

No, it definitely will be an amazing film! With every casting decision it’s a little more exciting to hear, so I’m sure the cast in its entirety will blow people away, but especially Halle. Well, I figured if my own brother wasn’t going to spoil anything from last season, you guys can’t, either. But those promos have me so hyped. Good things, I hope? Because he’s lying about any bad things. Yeah, he takes after dad, and I look more like mum. It’s a weird even split on that with all of us. So which part of town are you in? I hope you’re enjoying it here so far!

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Of course it will be amazing!It’s a great animated movie and a live-action remake with the right cast,it will be even better. Your brother is desperate to spoil everything to anyone who doesn’t know a thing about the next season,I am just praying that he can keep his mouth shut for a while longer. I cannot tell you about anything really,sorry! You two look a lot different,really. I’m over at Bayside,lovin’ everything so far.

[vampireswife]

Tessa Thompson x Rodarte / Fall 2018

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It’s safe to say a lot of us are procrastinators when it comes to unpacking, so you’re definitely not alone. It took me forever, too. I can’t say I would have been mad at you being chosen for Ariel, though I think the film will be amazing with the cast they have so far! Besides, maybe they figured you had Westworld duties, and I’m damn excited for the new season. Hey, I’m Bill, one of the other Skarsgard brothers. Gustaf always sings your praises, so it’s nice to finally meet you.

True,I don’t feel so bad about it right now. I appreciate your words but I don’t think I would be the best fit for the character,Halle will really rock Ariel I do have a lot of Westworld duties and I wish I could tell you about next season but I ain’t going to spoil it. Hi Bill,your brother does talk a lot about you. Gustaf and you look nothing alike to be honest!But it’s good to meet you Bill. 

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Ever since I moved in...bullshit. I still haven’t lifted a finger to unpack a single object but that's not the point! I’ve been lying in bed wondering why didn’t I auditioned for the role of Ariel in the new Disney live-action. No hate towards the actress but now that Ariel is black,I could have gone for it. I guess I just don’t have that whole beautiful innocent young look that she has. Anyway,just pretty bad shower thoughts. I’m Tessa,fill me in on the news and the details please.

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Is it too late to try to get in on it and be one of her sisters? Have they even been cast yet?

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I can’t believe I didn’t thought of it...If they haven’t been cast yet,I’ll try to audition and give all the credits to you. Nice to meet you by the way!