Tessel is trying to be cool

Hi my name is Tessel and welcome to this attempt of a good tumblr page.

[browsedankmemes]

[valtsv]

me: wow that movie was awful

me: *daydreams about my own, improved version of it*

me:

[tesselistryingtobecool]

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*

Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"

Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."

Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

[ratkingreject]

sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

[welele]

[frqnkie-deactivated20171202]

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

[mainbstaysgold]

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

[saracate]

this video nourishes me

[catchymemes]

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[durbikins]

*sees an airplane at night* that’s a UFO

[catchymemes]

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

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[somecutething]

Again! Again!

[videocraft]

[art-woonz]

[itty-bitty-obsessions-deactivat]

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

[veryfunnymemes]

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