tessthewarlock

[kurtsvonneslut]

“alex was watching a ... racy movie”

“cars 2?”

PEAK. COMEDY.

[panyluna-deactivated20210717]

Angelic bastard and tsundere snake nonsense

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[zerachu]

failed magic trick

based off this 

[feral-bard]

This is amazing. I legit cackled when I saw this. Also I love the idea of the conversation that would follow:

Crowley: Care to explain the horror show in your fridge?

Aziraphale: Well, I’m sure I’ve mentioned upstairs has been rather cracking down on miracles of late -  and I’ve been practicing that trick, you know the one with the finicky compartments and such- and- well- it’s possible I might have been a tad heavy handed closing it and that he might have got a bit, well…smooshed I suppose. 

Crowley: That doesn’t explain why the unfortunate bird is in your fridge.

Aziraphale: Oh don’t give me that look, I couldn’t bear to leave Lazarus like that, and this way he’ll keep until I’m back under quota. 

Crowley:  Lazarus?

Aziraphale: Well, uh, you see-

Crowley: Angel, just how many times exactly have you killed this poor bastard?

[zerachin]

IM LOSING MY MIND THANK YOU

[bloodytales]

Rule says women must wear heels. No flats.

Kristen Stewart takes off her heels in front of all the cameras and walks barefoot.

The only way to kill sexist rules is to openly disobey them.

[tinyenthusiasttriumph-deactivat]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[meshkol]

[ambiguousparrish]

Merlin: A Summary

[ambiguousparrish]

Merlin: A Summary

[baelatargaryen]

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

[baelatargaryen]

exactly.

[alicent-florent]

There is no “answer”… but Eleanor is the answer.

[toadsandtiels]

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

[spooky-raccoon]

@clownlady

[thatsthat24]

Little Family Gathering Reminders 💗

[hope4gem]

Good advice

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rensbogusadventure]

[folly-of-alexandria]

[learningtoacceptchange]

[phosphorcopter]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[simon-newman]

[beakedwhalesyo]

[casualblessings]

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

[jjsinterlude]

And your bills.

[denisefromgrovestreet]

Amen.

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And some just for yourself and personal needs

[stephencolbertly]

Amber Ruffin Apologizes to Seth like a Sexual Harasser

[marvelgifs]

Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

[roguetelemetry]

When a villain is completely justified

[aquieterparty]

Part of why I love Black Panther so much is that the villain isn’t a cartoonish “bwa ha ha I shall destroy the planet!” character. He has a thought process you can follow and understand. He’s human.

[fishmotif]

[rocktheholygrail]

[underwaterlookingupatyou]

Millenial: “Don’t say g*psy or r*tard. They are slurs, just like the n-word, which you also shouldn’t say.”

Boomer: “More PC crap? They are not slurs you are just a snowflake.”

Gen Z: “Okay Boomer.”

Boomer: “SLUR! That’s a slur and you can’t say that!”