Quiet Parties

[cisarovna]

[archaeo-geek]

I’ve read that Agatha said she loved being married to an archaeologist because the older she got, the more interesting he found her. And I think that is one of the best quotes about love that I have ever heard.

[aquieterparty]

OK, roll for gender.

What die?

Percentile.

There's 100 genders??

Oh gods no. This is for the x-axis.

[boredpanda]

Perfect Handwriting Examples That’ll Give You An Eyegasm

[lchupanibre]

that fuckin alien ass mystique handwriting stealing demon kinda terrifies me

[blossomandglow]

Yeah they just kind of buried that in there like whatever

[thesaltofcarthage]

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this post is relevant to your interests.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yall need to understand that my actual handwriting is complete TRASH lmao

[aquieterparty]

This bugs the hell out of me because one of my coworkers has handwriting like thins and mine is TERRIBLE and we regulalry have to write on the same sheets of paper. Make me so self-conscious.

[missmamibee]

I got curious and made this. Which do you see when you read? 

[aquieterparty]

So I see some where between 3 and 4, but this is actually a super cool thing called "afantasia". I didn't realise for YEARS that when other people say they "picture" things, they actually SEE IMAGES in their heads and that's just WILD to me.

[end0skeletal]

This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)

[strawberryamanita]

Blankie

[flawlessglamazon]

Sea blankie

[geritsel]

Carl Otto Czeschka - Illustrations for Die Nibelungen (The Nibelungs), 1920.

[iraffiruse]

Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes

[art-rosed]

I swear snow is like some weird phenomena like aliens or something that shit is fucking art and you know it

[aquieterparty]

It's easy to forget how beautiful snowflakes are when it's just dumped all over your front fucking steps and your trip to work is now twice as long.

But then you see a snowman or a happy dog and all is forgiven.

[markrosewater]

“Tales from the Pit” #2485

[thedragonoftelevision]

I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

[yomikoreadsbooks]

You’re not wrong there…

[allthefandomss]

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

[autisticexpression]

The antifascist musical.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hello hello! I’m Thriving on your garden posts; any tips for growing radishes? My mom loves them but a lot of the ones I grow end up being kinda skinny and elongated. I’m in NorCal nearish SF and I use Big Pots to give them space...

I’ve never grown radishes but they’re on my list for this year, so I’ll post notes as things develop!  From looking at the seed catalouges though, there are several more carrot-shaped breeds of radish so maybe yours are just reverting to a feral form, like escaped pigs?

Anyone here know about radishes?

[ainawgsd]

I have terrible luck with my radishes. My biggest problem is that my soil is too compact, neither radishes nor carrots get a chance to fill out. Making sure your soil is loose and amended with lots of organic material.

That said, my radish growing efforts are far from fruitless. The sprouts are delicious and add a nice spicy element to salads and sandwiches. And if you let them go to seed, radish pods are delicious too. You can eat the pods raw or cook them as you would green beans. The pods have a hint of spice but are much more mild than the roots or sprouts.

[aquieterparty]

My radishes last summer were a complete bust, but my parents have great radishes every year. Their advice was to add some bone meal to the soil when you plant. The little bit of extra fertilizer apparently goes a long way towards making happy radishes!

[itsagifnotagif]

dogs with jobs

[nephilimeq]

This is precious

[aquieterparty]

Doggo careers class material. What do you want to be when you grow up?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Two words: Stingray skeletons.

oh my stars and garters

how have we been sleeping on ocean skeletons???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

We need to awaken the ocean skeleton fandom. I mean what unholy-

Puffer Fish Skeleton

Butterfly Fish Skeleton

Moorish Idol Skeleton (aka the sexy fish from finding nemo)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

just occurred to me i didn’t show you an inflated pufferfish skeleton, that’s on me

[downrightsugoi]

JESUS

[funnyanimeshit]

It’s that time of year again.

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[english-history-trip]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tendercoretroglodyke]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What do you think of the Icelandic Christmas fuckers called the yule lads

“Icelandic Christmas folklore depicts mountain-dwelling characters and monsters who come to town during Christmas. The stories are directed at children and are used to scare them into good behaviour.” is it just me or is using stories to scare the absolute shit out of children apparently a universal instinct? also, i would be so remiss if i didn’t include the absolutely astounding illustrations. introducing:

THE YULE LADS

ALSO PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE YULE CAT WHO EATS PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT RECEIVED NEW CLOTHES TO WEAR BEFORE XMAS EVE

tag yourself i’m “uses a hook to steal meat”

[aquieterparty]

Either Giljagaur or Stûfur. I do love me some dairy and carbs...