[Disgusted Noise]

Gale, 30, They/Them

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[iridescent-sunshine]

I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[tesb]

HAVEN, FROSTBACK MOUNTAINS Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014) dev. BioWare

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

PORTAL 2 2011・dev. Valve

[veilstrider]

WUTHERING WAVES (2024) dev. Kuro Games "Reality beckons. Have you glimpsed the truth in this dream? Two prophecies fulfilled, but the third… I await to see how you will rewrite it."

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[juliaaburnsides]

I’m 100% sure this is how the scene goes

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[anarchopuppy]

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants