Get Gay

30, he/they. TX. Some Kind of Nonspecific Fruit. Kinda shy, kinda not. Cat-Dad, Tired. Yearner, Gaymer, Reader. Nerd stuff, gay stuff, and other random Tumblr stuff. Occasionally not safe for work, so minors DNI.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[enki2]

[kushblazer666]

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

[skunkes]

[kocalls]

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[kittycalavera-deactivated201801]

[xcathennyii]

[thegreatyin]

i talk big shit about monsterfucking but the truth is nothing has ever made me as indescribably aroused as that one shot of dragoon gloves in the ffxiv heavensward trailer

[thegreatyin]

this is literally not safe for work. im blushing and fanning myself as we speak

[cinnabread]

I love seeing spam likes

It's like someone was shopping on my blog and got carried away

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[losergirlbackagain]

damn your cock looks heavy, wanna rest it on my face?

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[hotvampireadjacent]

[assgod]

I didnt say I wanted a man of substance, I said I want one in a sub stance. like naked and on its knees

[mohmu-deactivated20131120]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport