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[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[tsunflowers]

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[taylortut]

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

[the-last-teabender]

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

at this point if a new (horror) movie comes out and a large majority of the reviews are like "this movie sucked it was too vague and boring, it took forever to get to the point and wasnt scary enough why do you need a 2 hour runtime just to be artsy and weird and say nothing" you know its gonna be a banger and people are just fucking stupid

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the backrooms getting reviews like this is especially funny to me because i feel like it beats you over the head with what its trying to say. like it could not be more obvious unless mary turned around and explained to the viewer what was going on and people are still like Ugghhh im tired of this pretentious bullshitttt. with iron lung at least i can sort of understand people Not Getting it, it is infinitely more inaccessible and bizarre, but backrooms??? really? hello. where am i

[lastoneout]

"I am not a vessel for your good intent" goes hard as a line from a disabled perspective. Abled people care so much more about being their idea of a good ally than they do actually being a good ally. They shove their good intent right down your throat and then act surprised when you tell them they're suffocating you.

[lastoneout]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[titkoks]

guy accidentally cures his own road rage by making fun of the person who caused his road rage

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Guy: Yeah I’m, I’m just gonna put this out into the world: I need you to drive, like you got in your car on purpose. Drive like you’ve got somewhere to be, because I do, and I’m behind you! I don’t know how I always get stuck behind the person that’s like. *impression* “That cloud kinda looks like.....looks like a rabbit!”  “I do believe....that meadow is full of daffodils!”

*cracking up* Okay, here’s the problem, is I was mad at that guy, and now that I’m doing an impression of him I kinda think he’s adorable and I like him. I like him now. It’s a very unique way to defuse my own road rage. I don’t know what kind of mental illness I have, but it’s fun.

[valentineish]

I've been thinking about this video non-stop for months, but do you know what just occurred to me? This is actually a great example of mindfulness, expression, and self-modulation.

Instead of bottling it or lashing out, he took the time to stop in a quiet place to process an upsetting event. He validated his anger, and stated he felt his needs were going unmet. He then humanized the person who upset him, and considered their intentions. He then found perspective on the event and his own emotions. This then genuinely calmed him down.

Those are all therapy skills being used in real time! Which, like, I don't think people talk about enough. Part of the human experience is getting angry about stupid things. Feelings can't be permanently bottled or unleashed full force on the spot. You need to process it, and take the time to see the bigger picture.

[titsay]

[asurururum]

wanted to do this trend on tictok!!

ref under the cut

[jabberding0]

Fascinating stuff

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[starsapphire]

you guys know that if you have a problem with something somebody online is doing or saying, you can just... talk to them about it directly? you can just dm them "hey what did you mean by this?" or "could you delete xyz post please?" and nobody will kill you for it. like it's fine. you can just address people directly and solve the problem 100x faster and it's fine. you don't actually have to send anon hate or vague your mutuals or instantly write a callout post or whatever you can just speak to people about things. like an adult

[amazingatheist]

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]