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(original post: August 20, 2018)
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But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk
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(original post: August 20, 2018)
Saw this absolutely iconic photo of @neil-gaiman on Twitter and had to share it:
I would love to know the context if anyone out there knows (maybe even...Mr. Gaiman himself?)
I was fifteen, it was the summer of 1976 and my band were playing Mike Naylor's 16th birthday party. Photo courtesy of future Meteorite Man Geoff Notkin (drums) although he probably didn't take it, given that he was playing drums...
It's one of the few colour photos of me from back then.
You can see more photos from later in 1977 in
Because I don't think I can do another Zoe post today, here's one that might make you smile. From Dec 1977. A punk band, sort of. We grew
and
When I started writing a book about Neil Gaiman, I already knew a lot about Neil Gaiman -- we'd been friends since I was six years old. But
Man claims not to be goth, photo of him in epic eye makeup and black lipstick at 15 emerges...hmmm.
(Yes I understand this was not out of character for punk at the time. I am both a former punk and lifelong goth.)
There wasn't any Goth in 1976. (It would be three years until Bauhaus.) There was barely punk in the UK until early 1977. Mostly there was just the tattered remnants of glam.
Thinking about a duct tape wizard
I think about this a lot.
may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”
obsessed with the power he holds over straight men
Update
another update, if anyone's interested
adding this one
What if Jensen was stuck in Supernatural for 15 years because the universe knew he was too powerful so he had to be contained? But now he's free and the straight men are no longer safe.
it just keeps going there’s so many
TUMBLR STOP SHOWING ME THIS MAN
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
I aint posting for them. I’m posting for me.
I see your posts tho.
Hazards of following me
If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida
Apex predators
Yooooo
Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people
TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man
Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)
Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.
To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank
Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there
No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.
@tetsuyapants
Let’s be honest @alifeasvivid
After I jump in for you, you’ll have to be the one pulling me out of the water when i remember I’m a shit swimmer LMAO
@tetsuyapants @sherlockscones
Since we won’t both be 40 at the same time, deal ;)
Exactly, I figured you’d be game anyway
@alifeasvivid Bold of you to assume I’ll develop a direction sense by then to find the neutral area. We’ll start the hunt and I’ll end up in like a 1980′s Toys ‘R Us.
Caterpillar of the Saturniidae Moth
“extremely dont eat me”
@tetsuyapants this looks like your wardrobe
My wardrobe would like to invite this caterpillar over for tea and exchange fashion ideas. @alifeasvivid
Cats and train miniature
*gestures to giant cats impeding our railways* THIS is the future liberals want.
Harbinger
PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW
This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”
Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.
1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.
2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.
3. Robin Williams
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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.
This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊
I’m a liar and a deceiver.
You see.
I always tell people that I was an English major, therefore I can’t do math.
But thing is.
I can do math, ya know, basic stuff. In my head. Really well.
<.< I just like to conceal some of my skills from the general public because…
I never know when I might need to show up @tetsuyapants at a restaurant by calculating the tip faster than them even though they’re STEM trash who knows way more about theoretical math than I will ever know between this and the next several lifetimes. XP
LISSEN. HOW CAN YOU EVEN BE SURE IF THE NUMBERS ARE WHAT THEY SAY THEY ARE?! There are like literal imaginary numbers?! I have to check if they’re even real to start with, nevermind they might be irrational....just...
NUMBERS ARE ILLOGICAL LITTLE FUCKERS OK.
Goodbye, Yahoo Answers
Sometimes I remember that Supernatural writers are so bad at their jobs that they accidentally made it canonically impossible for Dean to be John’s son
Okay okay this is for the (2) people who asked for this and those two people specifically. So in season 2, we see a John’s dog tags. These dog tags demonstrate that his blood type is AB. And in season 10, during the ritual to turn demon Dean human again, we learn that Dean’s blood type is O+. Idk what you remember from 9th grade biology, but it’s impossible for someone with AB blood to have a kid with O+ blood, meaning it is biologically impossible for Dean to be John’s son.
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Without getting into the whole pos/neg deal, AB blood types are universal recipients; they can take a transfusion from A, B, AB, or O blood types.
O blood types, meanwhile, are universal donors; anyone can use their blood. They can only take blood transfusions from other O types, however.
In a limited sense, John Winchester is only capable of taking and Dean Winchester is only capable of giving.
Apt.