"shut up u meme" -my ex

"teuthology: the study of cephalopods" hi i'm justin and i'm a sea person

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[the-kangaroos-nest]

>2016 >people still eat meat

Why do you hate animals?

[der-prinz-aus-stahl-deactivated]

idk mate that looks pretty fuckin’ good to me

[the-kangaroos-nest]

Yeah but you’re a racist

[der-prinz-aus-stahl-deactivated]

we are both racists

[the-kangaroos-nest]

Oh yeah

[mac-se30-deactivated20190910]

[ashstfu]

just wanna leave all responsibilities behind and eat fresh fruits and pastries by the ocean and feel the sun on my skin right now

[polishkurapika]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

[unroxyfication]

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They're called garlic and onions

[neenarchive]

someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it

[teathattast]

[toothcereal]

Idk guys… is it just me or is lead poisoning… a little sexy

[mens-rights-activia]

[sphinxofgrease]

i have greensleeves stuck in my head but, like, the horrible otamatone version

[sphinxofgrease]

just in case anyones forgotten this absolute masterpiece

[shredsandpatches]

What I love most about this is that you start it and you go “eh, it’s not THAT funny, they just sound like crumhorns really.”

AND THEN THE THIRD ONE COMES IN.

[dangerousnotbroken]

I was listening to this and it got interrupted by a text from my sister in the other room like “what the actual fuck are you listening to”

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

this kid looks like he didn’t just hear the greatest joke of all time when in fact he did

[mxnrique]

my man was trying to have a good night’s sleep and in here comes a green eye you think he has the energy to laugh right now???

[autogynephiladelphia]

Duolingo bimboification

[regularlesbian]

2019: cute!

2014: classic. Nice.

2012: eats human skin

2011: this might be a harmful black magic sigil

[lilitasticc]

Duo Owl c. 1536

[groovy-mushroom]

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

[annoying-copycat-blog]

@handsomme

[little-urban-witch]

Thanks for the free Spanish lessons, Duo Demon

[hashtagloveloses]

AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

[changelingsrule]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

Hollywood movies and their anime predecessors      Perfect Blue (1997) / Black Swan (2010)      Paprika (2007) / Inception (2010)      Planetes (2003) / Gravity (2013)

[avant-sad]

Keith Haring - “The Life of Christ”

triptych that serves as an altarpiece in the Interfaith AIDS Chapel at Grace Cathedral in San Francisco, which serves as a memorial for those killed by AIDS and a place of refuge for those currently suffering from the disease. Keith Haring’s last piece before his own death from AIDS.

[blackqueerblog]

“You can’t be groundbreaking, cuz you’re the ground, sis.” I love. I live.

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[versacemom]

Delete the internet

[miss-vortex]

If real life was like The Sims

[magnemite-not-make-it]

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

[chrstopher]

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

[rad-times-or-sad-times]

Dude it took me a minute