Texan Cactus

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[i-am-a-fish]

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[just-pankake]

like to meow. reblog to meow. comment to meow

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

if my trans guy friend ever pisses me off im telling him charlie day died

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[jorongbak]

It is sad that Caine probably would never know it was never Kinger's intention to delete him.. and Bubble being there in the recycle bin with him would only go so well

[notreallyx78]

...why is it so fucking sad? /pos

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[texan-cactus]

What if I just start posting whenever with no consistency because I'm bored and sometimes journaling ain't it and idk what the fuck I'm on about. I miss being as online as I was in middle school because I actually talked to people. I feel like I don't talk as much anymore and that's sad. I love talking to people and I love meeting people and I just love interactions! But I get so anxious these days when I didn't before and that sucks :/ who made this shit up .-. anxiety and rejection sensitivity. Stupid. Throw it away! Idek what I'm on about. Sitting in my living room watchin YouTube tipsy leaning into drunk but nonverbal. In the sense of not using my voice but texting a fuck ton bc I'm also talkative rn which is weird but I guess that's life sometimes.

[texan-cactus]

Growing up is honestly coming full circle back to your middle school interests with the adults freedom to indulge and be cringe.

Just wish I also had the adult money for it ;-;

[awhitewomansinstagram]

If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

[camilicy]

He eated the cheese !!! 🧀🐭

[maruti-bitamin]

flower bed

watercolour on arches paper

[pastadoughie]

[beif0ngs]

Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? I mean, a little.

[molenaide]

TEAM MILES ✨💯‼️

[jellybeanium124]

Stede would be a terrible pickpocket because he'd have to resist the urge to say "yoink!" when he stole something

[chasethemad]

Miguel O'Hara: it's so selfish of you to want to save your father like this how dare you?

Miles: I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor