TEXAS MENTIONED!!!

TEXAAAAS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[texas-mentioned]

TEXAAAAAS!

I’m Texan. He/Him, 20. White, Queer, Mentally Ill.

Hate living here. Love hearing it mentioned. TEXAS MENTIONED!

[tofusquisha]

today is texas' birthday, which means that she gets to lick a pocky

[texas-mentioned]

CHARACTER NAMED AFTER MY STATE

[moomingitz]

Currently waiting in the drive-thru of a Whataburger, behind a big white pick-up truck with a bumper sticker of lewd artwork of thicc Peggy Hill.

If that isn't one of the most Texas shit I don't know what is.

[texas-mentioned]

[emil]

oh texas

[texas-mentioned]

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 7, 2022 - Ted Cruz got hit in the head with a well-aimed beer can during a parade in Houston, Texas. [video]

[gloriousbodies]

[Image ID: A tweet from @SLCLunk that reads: “A beer?! Come on Texas. A politician rolling down the street slowly in an open top, and you throw a beer? You’ve changed.”]

[texas-mentioned]

COME TO DALLAS MR CRUZ

[pizzaback]

wow, apparently these shitting terrifying, tall, multilayered overpasses are mostly a texas thing. i still have nightmares about these things because i have had to traverse them in various forms throughout my whole life and theyre horrifying abberations to life especially if you have to walk under them to commute daily

[texas-mentioned]

[queergraffiti]

“I ♡ trans goths”

Denton, Texas, USA

[texas-mentioned]

TEXAS MENTIONED!

[christianstepmoms]

Come hang out with me at the Silent Hill Texas Roadhouse

[texas-mentioned]

[cottoncandylesbo]

TEXAS IS GETTING A WHITE CASTLE. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY. I WILL BE GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 900 MPH

[texas-mentioned]

[herpsandbirds]

hello herpsandbirds

I found myself on the west coast and I miss the texan fauna. What is your favorite bird native to texas?

THAT IS NOT AN EASY ANSWER!!!

But if I had to answer...

Green Jays (Cyanocorax luxuosus), family Corvidae, Laguna Seca Ranch, Edinburg, Texas, USA

photograph by Randall Patterson

photograph by Karen Irwin

photograph by Janet Winstead

photograph by Alan Wilson

photograph by James Bourne

[texas-mentioned]

[kinghelmsley]

[neuteredcuck11]

I want to travel to an old country town and upset the local populace and promptly be thrown into the bottom of a vertical cargo container to be slowly roasted alive by the Texas sun. Occasionally the mayor (65, full head of silver hair and 180lbs) looks down at me and puffs on a cigar.

[texas-mentioned]

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[queenofnots]

[queenofnots]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

[mornington-the-crescent]

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

[crownedpatriot11]

What do you think he does

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

[theodoretheninja]

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[serregon]

🤨

[proship-fictionkin]

THE TEXAS HAMMER

[nanitecitys]

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

[elphabaoftheopera]

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

[therogueduchess]

[knightofiris]

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Sweet James

[texas-mentioned]

[mentallyrecovering]

Lol when i say I grew up in Texas people always ask “did you go to the coast a lot?” Ummm no...no I did not

[nunyabizni]

In the drive to or from Florida Texas was always a 2 day event. West Texas on 10 has to be one of the more dull drives that exist, thankfully there's rest stops every 80 miles or so.

[texas-mentioned]

[headspace-hotel]

My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.

[i-love-hyenas]

Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss

[headspace-hotel]

How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source

[texas-mentioned]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Who would win, Texas or Cthulhu?

They’d never fight as Cthulhu is Texan, R’lyeh being located in Toledo Bend. You can tell from how Lovecraft describes the great old one’s voice in his famous novella, “The Drawl of Cthulhu.”

[texas-mentioned]

[doorstuck]

what is door stuck man doing for the summer

thanks for asking! 

i got a summer job as a caricature artist! it’s been very hot here in texas but im chugging on!

[texas-mentioned]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: HOUSTON TEXANS DMV: “HATIN TEXANS” HOSTILE Verdict: DENIED

[texas-mentioned]

HATIN TEXAS!!!!!