[fangorn-forest]

doctors: we are so smart. and so powerful. also all-knowing btw.

doctors when dealing with a health condition found primarily in women: ummmm. idk. that’s scary. also you’re making it up.

[germanmilfs]

who up and latino

[log6]

what the hell you want

[germanmilfs]

who was the first latino

[log6]

the serpent in the garden had a slit in its eyebrow

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

they need to make noise canceling headphones that are comfortable when you lay on your side in fetal position

[ashstfu]

[ryebreadgf]

someone said jeremy allen white always looks like he has something to tell you but he’s thinking twice about it and that’s so real

[ryebreadgf]

like

[powerburial]

it seems these days people would rather go to the world fair than make sure the world's fair

[freelancedumbass]

[doradotcom]

you cant employ me in a way that matters

[curesforwritersblock]

spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

Actually Spotify looks like this while it watches you listen to four very popular musicians on the top 100 charts.

[bryansomething]

Same vibes

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[emotargaryen]

[successionsunday]

we’re gonna put on the biggest talent show this website has ever seen and SAVE TUMBLR

[thydungeongal]

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

[unpunishablewoman]

men really don't get friendzoned as often as they think they do....son she doesn't even see you as a friend, you're guy #17 she's civil towards because she's scared he'll turn hostile any second.

[capybarad]

So many men who think they’re friendzoned are actually just Creepy Coworker

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayvampyr]

i think women should have the right to stab or maim whoever tells them they’ll change their mind about not wanting kids

[cyborg-furby]

I disrespect the grind tbh

[moneypuzzleexchanger]

I think there's been too much bluetooth in the air people have been so angry lately and i've heard violent laughter in the streets