The Texts of Nathaniel Howe.

The Warden-Commander made me get this. And before you ask, NO, I'm not on my father's cell phone plan anymore. -scowls-

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To: NATHANIEL RENDON HOWE

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textamell:

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textcarver:

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i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You should come visit. I’m at the keep, now.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT HOWE! HE NEEDS A SAFE SPACE AND HE WILL FIND IT HERE!

NOT EVEN THE FUCKING TIME!

(sent from my iTaint)

…it would be you. of course.

amell has told me of your “adventures” involving her liquor cabinet, the hawke boy, and a nug, cousland. i suggest if you wish no one else to know, you reconsider your last text.

THAT NUG WAS YOU…ER… YOURS.

IF YOU WISH NO ONE ELSE TO KNOW ABOUT THAT I SUGGEST KEEPING A LID ON THAT PUCKER OF YOURS, HOWE.

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i’m not completely sure why i should be ashamed of that, cousland

let’s be fair, you weren’t all that disappointing

WAIT WUT?

>:|

NATHANIEL RENDON FUCKING HOWE.

YOU DID NOT JUST…

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FILTHY LIES AND YOU KNOW IT.

YOU TAKE IT BACK. ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING?

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CAN I NOT FALL INTO A DRUNKEN STUPOR FOR FIVE HOURS WITHOUT YOU TWO STARTING SOME BULLSHIT?

THAT’S IT, BOTH OF YOU PLAY NICE, WE’RE ALL GOING TO THE KEEP TO DRINK AND IF ANYONE GETS OUT OF LINE THEY’RE GETTING MIND BLASTED INTO THE NEXT AGE

THIS INCLUDES YOU, HOWE.

...as you wish, commander

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To: Nate

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kahrintexts:

textcarver:

texthowe:

kahrintexts:

texthowe:

kahrintexts:

textanders:

texthowe:

i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You should come visit. I’m at the keep, now.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT HOWE! HE NEEDS A SAFE SPACE AND HE WILL FIND IT HERE!

NOT EVEN THE FUCKING TIME!

(sent from my iTaint)

…it would be you. of course.

amell has told me of your “adventures” involving her liquor cabinet, the hawke boy, and a nug, cousland. i suggest if you wish no one else to know, you reconsider your last text.

THAT NUG WAS YOU…ER… YOURS.

IF YOU WISH NO ONE ELSE TO KNOW ABOUT THAT I SUGGEST KEEPING A LID ON THAT PUCKER OF YOURS, HOWE.

(sent from my iTaint)

i’m not completely sure why i should be ashamed of that, cousland

let’s be fair, you weren’t all that disappointing

WAIT WUT?

>:|

NATHANIEL RENDON FUCKING HOWE.

YOU DID NOT JUST…

(sent from my iTaint)

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To: Nate

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textcarver:

texthowe:

kahrintexts:

texthowe:

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textanders:

texthowe:

i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You should come visit. I’m at the keep, now.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT HOWE! HE NEEDS A SAFE SPACE AND HE WILL FIND IT HERE!

NOT EVEN THE FUCKING TIME!

(sent from my iTaint)

…it would be you. of course.

amell has told me of your “adventures” involving her liquor cabinet, the hawke boy, and a nug, cousland. i suggest if you wish no one else to know, you reconsider your last text.

THAT NUG WAS YOU…ER… YOURS.

IF YOU WISH NO ONE ELSE TO KNOW ABOUT THAT I SUGGEST KEEPING A LID ON THAT PUCKER OF YOURS, HOWE.

(sent from my iTaint)

i’m not completely sure why i should be ashamed of that, cousland

let’s be fair, you weren’t all that disappointing

WAIT WUT?

>:|

were your brain as big as your comical sword, hawke, you might have noticed i didn't specify -which- hawke boy

i'll allow you to figure that out on your own time, serah.

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textcarver:

The Texts of Nathaniel Howe.: To: Nate

textcarver:

texthowe:

textanders:

texthowe:

i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You...

WATCH YOURSELF HOWE. I'M WATCHING YOU.

>:|

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To: Nate

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kahrintexts:

texthowe:

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textanders:

texthowe:

i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You should come visit. I’m at the keep, now.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT HOWE! HE NEEDS A SAFE SPACE AND HE WILL FIND IT HERE!

NOT EVEN THE FUCKING TIME!

(sent from my iTaint)

…it would be you. of course.

amell has told me of your “adventures” involving her liquor cabinet, the hawke boy, and a nug, cousland. i suggest if you wish no one else to know, you reconsider your last text.

THAT NUG WAS YOU…ER… YOURS.

IF YOU WISH NO ONE ELSE TO KNOW ABOUT THAT I SUGGEST KEEPING A LID ON THAT PUCKER OF YOURS, HOWE.

(sent from my iTaint)

i'm not completely sure why i should be ashamed of that, cousland

let's be fair, you weren't all that disappointing

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To: Nate

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textcarver:

texthowe:

textanders:

texthowe:

i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You should come visit. I’m at the keep, now.

i hesitate to ask who you’re staying with, though i think i know. that said, amell is safely passed out in her scale ale-mug model of kinloch hold, so perhaps it would be a good time to escape.

I’LL BE WAITING AT THE PORTCULLIS IF YOU DECIDED TO POP ON BY.

>:|

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To: Nate

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kahrintexts:

textanders:

texthowe:

i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You should come visit. I’m at the keep, now.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT HOWE! HE NEEDS A SAFE SPACE AND HE WILL FIND IT HERE!

NOT EVEN THE FUCKING TIME!

(sent from my iTaint)

...it would be you. of course.

amell has told me of your "adventures" involving her liquor cabinet, the hawke boy, and a nug, cousland. i suggest if you wish no one else to know, you reconsider your last text.

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To: Nate

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textanders:

texthowe:

i know we haven’t spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

Nate? It has been awhile.

I’m glad to hear from you, though. Thank you.

You should come visit. I’m at the keep, now.

i hesitate to ask who you're staying with, though i think i know. that said, amell is safely passed out in her scale ale-mug model of kinloch hold, so perhaps it would be a good time to escape.

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To: Anders

i know we haven't spoken in a while, i apologize, grey warden business

i merely wished to offer my sympathies. you have my number, as always.

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To: Scowly Howe

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textisabela:

Hey I hear you’re a butt, I would like to see it in all its round glory.

....i hope i'm not being too forward, here.

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textkallian:

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dude srry that got a little out of hand but ur still a butt!! lol :D :D :D

….it’s fine, i’m becoming rather numb to it to be honest.

…but i still maintain i am not a “butt”....

man ur no fun :(

i hear that fairly often, tabris. you'd be surprised.

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dude srry that got a little out of hand but ur still a butt!! lol :D :D :D

….it’s fine, i’m becoming rather numb to it to be honest.

…but i still maintain i am not a “butt”. >:/

ur such a butt!! XD lolol

i see what you did there. clever girl.

lolwut?? wut did i do?? >:P

you ignored me, of course, and then maintained your position. a good strategy.

in response, i might suggest that you, yourself, are “a butt”.

nou!! :P :P :P

well. i don't see how i could possibly argue with that. you win this round, my lady.

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textkallian:

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dude srry that got a little out of hand but ur still a butt!! lol :D :D :D

….it’s fine, i’m becoming rather numb to it to be honest.

…but i still maintain i am not a “butt”. >:/

ur such a butt!! XD lolol

i see what you did there. clever girl.

lolwut?? wut did i do?? >:P

you ignored me, of course, and then maintained your position. a good strategy.

in response, i might suggest that you, yourself, are "a butt".

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textkallian:

texthowe:

textkallian:

dude srry that got a little out of hand but ur still a butt!! lol :D :D :D

….it’s fine, i’m becoming rather numb to it to be honest.

…but i still maintain i am not a “butt”. >:/

ur such a butt!! XD lolol

i see what you did there. clever girl.

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textkallian:

dude srry that got a little out of hand but ur still a butt!! lol :D :D :D

....it's fine, i'm becoming rather numb to it to be honest.

...but i still maintain i am not a "butt". >:/

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To: Kaillan

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y r u such a butt? lol

….i have no coherent answer to that, serah tabris. congratulations, you’ve rendered me textless.

haha i win :D :D :D

you haven’t won anything, as i was unaware this was a competition-

how did you get this number? and why exactly do you think me “a butt”?

u just r 1! noble >:[

ah, it’s all clear to me now, thank you for the clarification, though i don’t find that very fair of you.

lifes not fair. u nobles have it ez. :|

i’m no longer a noble if we must get technical. though you’re right, in most respects i imagine we do.

wut do u mean ur not a noble @_@

grey wardens can’t be noble, tabris. i own no land, rule no people, and generally spend my days knee deep in darkspawn blood with my screaming commander.

beyond that, my father betrayed ferelden so it would be a bit awkward at the fancy dinner parties, i’d imagine.

but u used 2 b noble right?? >:[

i suppose so, i don’t recall having much choice in the matter when i was born. i apologize, serah

u mean like how nobles dont give elfs much choice in nething?? so sad 4 u bro :< lol not

ah, assuming all nobles are the same and hating them. almost as if i was to hate all elves without getting to know them.

i am mildly disappointed and hurt, i must admit

yeh ok im sure plenty of elfs killed ur mom and ur fiance and raped ur cousin so its ttly the same rite. :|

well. no, you didn't tell me. i'm incredibly sorry

perhaps we should stop texting, i sincerely wouldn't want to upset you further

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y r u such a butt? lol

….i have no coherent answer to that, serah tabris. congratulations, you’ve rendered me textless.

haha i win :D :D :D

you haven’t won anything, as i was unaware this was a competition-

how did you get this number? and why exactly do you think me “a butt”?

u just r 1! noble >:[

ah, it’s all clear to me now, thank you for the clarification, though i don’t find that very fair of you.

lifes not fair. u nobles have it ez. :|

i’m no longer a noble if we must get technical. though you’re right, in most respects i imagine we do.

wut do u mean ur not a noble @_@

grey wardens can’t be noble, tabris. i own no land, rule no people, and generally spend my days knee deep in darkspawn blood with my screaming commander.

beyond that, my father betrayed ferelden so it would be a bit awkward at the fancy dinner parties, i’d imagine.

but u used 2 b noble right?? >:[

i suppose so, i don’t recall having much choice in the matter when i was born. i apologize, serah

u mean like how nobles dont give elfs much choice in nething?? so sad 4 u bro :< lol not

ah, assuming all nobles are the same and hating them. almost as if i was to hate all elves without getting to know them.

i am mildly disappointed and hurt, i must admit