so this happened... I’m hollering, Jesus tumblr this is a fandom satire blog, I promise I do not condone any weird russian KGB bullshit XD
@prod-with-the-prod can you believe this? :’D

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Janaina Medeiros

oozey mess

Kiana Khansmith
we're not kids anymore.
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todays bird
noise dept.

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

#extradirty

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@textsfromdeusex
so this happened... I’m hollering, Jesus tumblr this is a fandom satire blog, I promise I do not condone any weird russian KGB bullshit XD
@prod-with-the-prod can you believe this? :’D
(512):
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
(317): You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box: \nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks
(951): I just said "you do you" to my penis.
#dickgate
Music: WMD- Ab Aeterno
Another journey into voice acting! Adam Jensen in various escapades!
Requested by: @textsfromdeusex
oh my god this was so good!!!
Everyone, check out @rayonnaisesauce‘s AMAZING Adam voice reading some of the texts from this blog!
you win Adam’s totally legit seal of approval!
(813):i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
(404):sure if you go to prison
(902): He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
(318): We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
(425):I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
(928): Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
(503):I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
(201):Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
signal boost because this can’t be any more relevant atm
(201):Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
(219):
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
(978): I need a hoe opinion
(1-978): go on
(720):
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
(858):
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires