TextsfromDeusEx

[textsfromdeusex]

so this happened... I’m hollering, Jesus tumblr this is a fandom satire blog, I promise I do not condone any weird russian KGB bullshit XD

@prod-with-the-prod can you believe this? :’D

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(512):

I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only

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(317): You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box: \nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks

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(951): I just said "you do you" to my penis.

#dickgate

[rayonnaisesauce]

Music: WMD- Ab Aeterno

Another journey into voice acting! Adam Jensen in various escapades!

Requested by: @textsfromdeusex

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oh my god this was so good!!!

Everyone, check out @rayonnaisesauce‘s AMAZING Adam voice reading some of the texts from this blog!

you win Adam’s totally legit  seal of approval!

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(813):i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

(404):sure if you go to prison

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(902): He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...

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(318): We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!

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(425):I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.

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(928): Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.

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(503):I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.

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(201):Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void

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signal boost because this can’t be any more relevant atm

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(201):Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void

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(219):

Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.

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(978): I need a hoe opinion

(1-978): go on

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(720):

I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid

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(858):

someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires