textsfromtheimf

a mission impossible tfln blog because i honestly cannot belive there isn't already one out there

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(267): I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.

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(915): I told you I was good to drive

(1-915): Dumbass. I drove. You sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate