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^ READ ON... + Dear Fellow Space & Time Travellers + + Lovers of the Dark + + Children of the Light + + The Eve of All Hallows is just behind us + as well as the Day in which the Dead mingle with the Living + and encounters with Those from Other Dimensions are blessed by the Stars + so if any of you Kind Darkly Inclined and Enlightened Beings feel like giving a home to one or more of these stranded Crittures + (I believe they were to catch their transport back to their Dimension at the end of the Dark Festivities, but due to an unknown reason they seemed to have missed their portals' departure + I also have a suspicion they might have willingly missed it + perhaps curious to exxxplore the Dimension we are in? + as they appeared to be very exxxcited and agitated when I happened to find them the Night After the Day of Dead as i was wondering in the silent streets of Sin City)+ I will be happy to give them away FOR THE NEXXXT 7 DAYS ONLY (until the 13th november included) at the special fares of 30 to 50 Squids (£) each, depending on the size + the offers apply ONLY to the actual Critture , NOT TO THE PORTAL/BACKGROUND PATTERN + should you wish for the Critture AND the background pattern or in case you would like a bigger size contact me at: [email protected] so we can discuss exactly the details of what you would like and I can give you a final quote tailored to your exact choice + also if there's a specific Critture(s) that grabs your attention in particular and would like to see a close up higher quality image of it before you make it yours drop me a line and I will send it to you + for the offer to be valid YOU ARE REQUIRED to book in a session happening over the nexxxt 7 days (9th til 16th november included), or to put down the required holding deposit in the nexxxt 7 days (by midnight 16th november) if you prefer a session at a later date or all the sessions for the nexxxt 7 days are already all taken + the deposit, non refundable if appointment is cancelled less than 24hours before, or less than 48hours and not rebooked (this is to prevent timewasters from forcing me to increase my fees), is between 20 squids(£) and can be paid by cash or paypal also at: [email protected] + of course it will be taken off the final amount to be paid at the end of the session + +I can reassure you that all the Crittures are shape shifters coming from the Dark Side so I suggest only those familiar with It and willing to give them the Love Tenderness & Care that they deserve contact me about them + and do not forget: they might be weird but they are ... FREAKKKS JUST LIKE YOU !!! +
From what I gathered in these past days I spent in their company, the Crittures are as described underneath:
(left to right, top to bottom columns order)
-specimen no.1: MOUSTACHED PRICK (I suggest is to be kept away from the spider as I caught it several times trying to pierce the spider's blisters, which I will get to in just few moments)
-specimen no.2: THREE EYED DAPPER CRICKET (do not ask or even worse attempt to remove its coat and neck chain as this will cause unnecessary stress and provoke unexpected reactions)
-specimen no.3: CROSSED BEAR-FROG (make sure you only feed with blessed honey or I do not respond of the consequences)
-specimen no.4:HUMAN LEGGED MOTH (the Critture seems to be rather proud of her human looking legs and has been nagging for a new pair of fishnets as the previous ones got trashed during the Dark Festivities).
-specimen no.5: MEASLED NURSE SPIDER (even though this spider clearly seems to have strong nursing tendencies, it also seems to actually be affected itself by some kind of measles looking disease, so keep a caring eye on it, and even more importantly, keep it away from the Moustached Prick as this will immediately try to jump on it and pierce its blisters!).
-specimen no.6: THIEF TURTLE HEAD (despite being slow in its movements you better keep it away from any small valuables such as coins and jewels, as i realised it has a tendency for grabbing and putting in its mouth anything of value that can stash in it).
-specimen no.7: MONOCHROME BEESPECTACLED CATERPILLAR ON WINGS (please ensure you provide a good number of interesting books as I found out it's an avid opinionated reader.Also ensure it's got plenty of space to stretch his wings and that you do not put it in environments where birds are present as it doesn't like them at all! One last thing i almost forgot, don't worry if you feel the buzzing of an angry Bee close by,,it's just him, as he can mimic perfectly the sound of a bee, i can tell that he feels one inside too).
-specimen no.8: GLOWING RIBBED PIANO KAT (its ribcage is on the outside of its body and glows in the dark. Also I found out it's a great piano player).
-specimen no.9: STAG BIRD LADY BEETLE - Even though this critture has been insisting over it's Stag Beetle identity, i am almost sure that it is actually a Lady Bird dressed up as a stag beetle i'm sure i spotted the rubber band holding its horns at the back of it's head. Not that it matters anyway, as don't we all know it's all about how we feel inside?
-speciment no.10: CARNIVORE MUSHROOM (Great and Loyal companion, but please be aware, keep him away from small pets and children, as it seems he's taken a liking to blood and flesh)
-specimen no.11: BRIGHT LIGHT DARK BAT ( Similarly to the Piano Kat this Critture also features a its ribcage on the outside of its body which glows brightly. Due to his special quality and to the fact that he seems to be very friendly, he makes the perfect companion at night particularly for those into night reading, as he likes nothing more than bringing light to a page by flying around atop of your head as you indulge in your nightly reads. You might find yourself also joined by the Monochrome BeeSpectacled Caterpillar On Wings who is also fond of a bedtime story).
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