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Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

nintengu

pending-trans-action-2

And brother?

I hurt people

danipapalot

i also drew flowery dying in a glue trap bc i dont likehim

ifuckinghateflowery

oh look how this the crimble the cookkie…

bogleech

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

bogleech

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

hexbugswallower

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

hexbugswallower

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

moss-cliff

bogleech

I may have added this before (it's been a while and I can't find it) but the ants with wings exist only to breed! Half of those are new future queens who will mate, drop their wings and stay pregnant forever.

The other half are males who will fertilize one queen, one time and then drop dead.

These one-shot disposable flying princes are the only time a normal ant colony naturally produces any males at all.

(the winged ants are called alates, but I don't know why we don't just call them princes and princesses)

grungixfungix

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

1lluminae-files

UNMUTE!!

teaboot

POV u are delicious

heatherwitch

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

unamccormack

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

regionalpancake

!!!! Today is the only chance we’ll ever have to listen to this absolute banger of apocalyptic fiction on the very day the story is set 😲✨

Nemoy’s voice is PERFECT in this!

(A content warning if you do listen - the dog dies, though it’s not super graphic)

regionalpancake

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

captain-price-returns

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

teaboot

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

mousegirlheart

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

best-isopod

These are my kids❤️❤️❤️ micheal jicheal richeal ticheal ficheal wicheal picheal bicycle dicheal sicheal and jo clovery, etc❤️❤️❤️ I forgit the others names❤️❤️❤️