I will eat your headcanons

I will eat them up

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Welcome about! My name’s Py (She/Him) and I run this place. It’s a collection of TF2 headcanons, polls, confessions, AUs, quotes, and pretty much anything else.

Big fan of Spydad dynamics, angst, and spydad angst. I ship everything*. I follow from @thebadchoicemachine

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Mercs are tagged by their class. I try to tag all characters best I can. If we don’t know someone’s name I will tag it as #background character or something like Sniper’s Parents, Scout’s Kids, etc.

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Ask me a question, tell me your ideas, or submit a post! @ me with a post you like, or your own! NSFW is allowed and will be tagged with horn.

[wishfulsketching]

First meetings in the monster AU

Everyone starts off on the wrong foot oopsie

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I’d like to imagine that throughout all the wacky insane history and culture changes of the TF2 world, Massachusetts is identical to real life.

[puzzlesketch]

Tiny Sniper head canon

He will let stray cats into his camper at night just to have something to keep him company and tiny cuddle buddies at night can be nice. There’s one asshole cat that refuses to leave though and will scratch Sniper to hell and back when he tries to forcibly remove it. It’s an old ass cat too, with matted fur, milky eyes, arthritic joints, and constantly looks angry about the inconvenience of others needing to breathe around it. He calls it every horrible name in the book and constantly complains about it but gives it extra attention and scraps of his food.

He calls it old man when he’s not referring to it as a paragraph of obscenities.

[thebadchoicemachine]

Imagine a fat character who isn’t physically strong and ALSO that isn’t the butt of the jokes.

[thebadchoicemachine]

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god I love people carrying momentums of dead friends/partners/etc.

* Sniper with Scout’s dog tags around his neck

* Spy wearing Sniper’s hat

* Heavy caring for Archimedes & him always perching on his shoulder

* Soldier having Demo’s eyepatch around his wrist

* Pyro with Scout’s wraps tied in bows

* Engie using Pyro’s axe

* Demo carrying Sniper’s glasses in his pocket

* Sniper wrapping himself in Medic’s coat

* Engineer using the dead ringer

…good stuff.

Especially when it’s not directly stated that they’re dead. Love me some blue curtains.

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Who (besides Pyro) is most likely to be a furry?

Sniper

Spy

Medic

Demo

Heavy

Engineer

Scout

Soldier

I choose Pyro anyway the energy defies the poll

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

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Headcannon that RED Scout and BLU Scout are brothers.

They're twins so it means they're both the youngest of 7, but BLU is technically older by like 2 minutes.

BLU is older by 2 minutes, but RED is taller by 2 centimeters

[ninetheowl]

Redraw tf2 but my style lineup

cuz i hate the old one sm >:)

Bonus: shapes breakdown

I love spy’s shapes sm lmao

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Who (besides Pyro) is most likely to be a furry?

Sniper

Spy

Medic

Demo

Heavy

Engineer

Scout

Soldier

I choose Pyro anyway the energy defies the poll

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

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I am sorry for my fandom hijacking your post and doubly sorry because I will be going on a rant about the fandom that has taken over your post but

THIS SCENE KILLS ME EVERY TIME (in an angry/annoyed way) BECAUSE. Medic did not throw the board because he lost.

Look at the pieces. Look at Heavy’s movements, his expression. Medic isn’t throwing a tantrum because he’s losing, he’s frustrated because Heavy hasn’t taken his turn yet. He’s annoyed because Misha is taking FOREVER to go.

When I see people STILL not getting the real joke 10. Years. Later. I just wanna

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i cannot for the life of me figure out how to get him to smile normally i don't know what i did but i can no longer get him to stop looking like a fucked up freak

[thebadchoicemachine]

Canonically he's just Like That

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