Your Mother.

[tf2-spy-offical]

Hello.

If you need someone to be rid of, I will do it, so long as you offer enough money.

Currently Works Under: Reliable Excavation Demolition

Coworkers/Teammates(fellow tf2 officals): @engineering-offical, @breadteleporter-offical, @kri-11-offical @soldier-tf2-offical @engineer-offical @soldiertf2-offical, @tf2-scout-official @pyro-tf2-offical

------ (OOC- NON OFFICAL TF2/JUST IN GENERAL BLOGS CAN STILL INTERACT WITH ME! GUYS PLEASE I NEED TO TALK WITH PEOPLE RAAAAGH)

also I’m bad at starting interactions sorry

Main blog over at @auramxnt

I default too OOC on DMs, so if you do want to roleplay, do disclose that beforehand!

Basic DNI

Blog was previously owned by @evil-bread-offical

Evil Alliance image from @villain-offical

Mod HCs on Spy:

Personally I think he's called like. Jean or Jacques or some other super french thing

Sniperspy. I think their dynamic is neat

Canon I’m working off of is Red spy is Red scout’s father. Comic canon takes priority over video canon

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[tf2-scout-official]

“Yeah, ragequit, make us both happy!”

-me, the greatest man alive

[tf2-spy-offical]

"This is scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!"

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I would like to nominate @state-of-utah-offical for the contest because as a resident of the state of Utah, they do a really good job of representing it, and bc Idaho would be so proud

And I think Utah deserves a chance despite the mistake that got made

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @state-of-utah-offical into the tournament!

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[tf2-spy-offical]

@engineering-offical, @breadteleporter-offical, @kri-11-offical @soldier-tf2-offical @engineer-offical @soldiertf2-offical, @tf2-scout-official

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I would like to nominate @state-of-utah-offical for the contest because as a resident of the state of Utah, they do a really good job of representing it, and bc Idaho would be so proud

And I think Utah deserves a chance despite the mistake that got made

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @state-of-utah-offical into the tournament!

2 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I would like to nominate @state-of-utah-offical for the contest because as a resident of the state of Utah, they do a really good job of representing it, and bc Idaho would be so proud

And I think Utah deserves a chance despite the mistake that got made

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @state-of-utah-offical into the tournament!

2 Days left!

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[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I would like to nominate @state-of-utah-offical for the contest because as a resident of the state of Utah, they do a really good job of representing it, and bc Idaho would be so proud

And I think Utah deserves a chance despite the mistake that got made

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @state-of-utah-offical into the tournament!

2 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I would like to nominate @state-of-utah-offical for the contest because as a resident of the state of Utah, they do a really good job of representing it, and bc Idaho would be so proud

And I think Utah deserves a chance despite the mistake that got made

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @state-of-utah-offical into the tournament!

2 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[jonathan-sims-offical]

Ceaseless watcher...

get this post to 300 notes.

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@gingers-emotes @elias-bouchard-offical @the-stranger-offical @the-eye-offical @the-vast-offical @the-flesh-offical @the-dark-offical @the-spiral-official @yellow-door-offical @nikolaorsinovthereal @erik-lovman-tma @the-mother-of-puppets-offical @carter-kanes-blog @child-of-the-vast

[abysmaltrinity]

i need to snap my back and neck

[abysmaltrinity]

CRACK

I MEANT CRACK, NOT SNAP

WRONG WORD

[ashelf66]

[abysmaltrinity]

*dies*

[tf2-scout-official]

TOM JONES, NO!!!

[tf2-spy-offical]

I’m uh

sorry… for your…father.

[anonmous-offical]

are you still drawing officals?

— @tf2-spy-offical

(I LOVED THE ART YOU DID FOR UTAH YIPPEEEEEE)

Dear god

I can’t draw

[tf2-spy-offical]

Pas mal!

[tf2-scout-official]

it’s pride month, scout, you know what that means…

@tf2-spy-offical

what

do you want me to drink like

gay bonk

what

[tf2-spy-offical]

Is there gay bonk?

[tf2-spy-offical]

Pride month does NOT mean that I start paying child support.

I support my son. Just not monetarily.

That is a grown man by the way. He should be able to support himself. A 28 year old should not be illiterate.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

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Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Ballister Boldheart (Nimona)

Voting ended onJun 15

[tf2-spy-offical]

bonne chance, mon ami.

[tf2-spy-offical]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Other than the fact that I work with someone… I am related to, c’est bon.

Good cigarettes. They do give good cigarettes. Would you like one?

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

Our apologies for the late reply, it appears your response got lost in our mail sorting system and might have been misfiled.

I appreciate the offer of cigarettes, though I must decline. I don't really smoke anymore except for in ... shall we say, extenuating circumstances.

[tf2-spy-offical]

Your loss, then.

Do tell them to ship me more, merci.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

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The Doorman (Deadlock)

Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Voting ended onJun 8

[tf2-spy-offical]

@medic-official.

[tf2-scout-official]

Scout will you marry me? 🥺🙏

HA! SEE, SPY? WHO’S THE FAILURE NOW, HUH? HOWZIT FEEL, WIMP? I’M GETTIN’ ALL THE MARRIAGE PROPOSALS!

[tf2-spy-offical]

…My condolences to this anonymous commenter.

[tf2-scout-official]

SCAOUT. SCAOUT IM SPEAKING FROM THE GRAVE SCAOUT IT'S ME SPY. SCAOUT, THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING M&M LOGO. THE M&M LOGO SCAOUT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.

Yeah right, they’d never do that. Good try, Spy. That’d be a real stupid move if they did that. I mean, it’s just so iconic!

Now, if it were Tom Jones that said it, I might be a little more inclined to believe it. Unless they got some fancy schmancy M&M wine or somethin’ I doubt you’d know anythin’ about it, Spy.

[tf2-spy-offical]

…I did not say anything of the sort.