This Life Chose Me

My name is Jess. I'll answer any ask you may have 20 year old lesbian living in sf Snapchat: lesbianicplague Instagram: thelesbianicplague

[yermemeblog]

Follow @kingof-memes

[bearlyholdingittogether]

news: gay men are being targeted

hellsite: LGBTTQQFAGBDSMMOGAIQUILTBAGBATPANDALMAO+ people are at risk!

[paxamericana]

[redmensch-deactivated20190323]

i honestly don’t think i could make up something worse than the white house managing to fit both holocaust denial and neocon warmongering into a single fucking press release

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[thesanityclause]

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb? Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions A+ Father

[gifthetv]

[tommypickles]

[tomorrow-today-deactivated20260]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine + textposts (part 2 of ?) (part 1)

[marsixm]

rolling your sleeves up is inherently gay

[despazito]

poodles are usually anthropomorphized to be froufrou ladies but i always see them as a miscellaneously european man from the 1970s

[despazito]

they will give you directions to the best discotheque you’ve ever seen

[lordtrash-deactivated20161201]

Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool

[ithelpstodream]

same

[thelesbianicplague]

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito

[casshern-sin-and-tonic]

[battlefrogs-deactivated20180119]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

i can hear this post

[leplastiquedick]

she dead

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

Hate when people call me a nerd, like listen I’m a fucking loser but don’t put me on the same level as those fucking dr. Whomst people

[whispact]

Dr.Who*

[heartseeker]

dr. whomst’d’ve'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies’s'y'es

[whitepplvines]

[snorelaks]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse