The Voyager

Basically if voyager was the office Will involve incorrect quotes and gifs Ask anything

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I did something bad again

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Janeway after Tom and B'elanna get married:

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The doctor talking head about Tom

Doctor: Mr Paris is my enemy but it turns out that Mr Paris is his own worse enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Mr. Paris is my friend…But, since he’s own worse enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, so actually Mr.Paris is my enemy. But……………

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Hi guys…

I’m going to take a bit of a break for a couple of reasons.

1. I am extremely busy moving to college. I want to be a screen writer and I feel like the college im going to will help me in the long run

2. A lot of my content is inspired by The delta Flyers podcast w/Garrett Wang and Robert Duncan McNiell, and as soon as they finish series they will be taking a break.

3. Along side all of what I said above that I am standing with SAG-AFTRA and WGA in their movement.

If you want to support the writers and actors in this strike please donate to this link

How to Get Help and Give Help During the Work Stoppage

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Neelix should be quotes

When asked what would he do if he won the lottery

“I already won the lottery… I was born in this galaxy baby! And as back up I have a way to get to the Andromeda Galaxy 😒😒😒.”

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Continuing with the avatar theme! Here’s a bunch of possible avatars with the dork Tom Paris and his dorky face.

Take ‘em if you want ‘em, otherwise this is just a collection of Tom’s dorky faces.

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A collection @risiansunrise might wanna see. Yes the one looking behind the shoulder is there because it is PERFECT.

Additions:

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More reasons why Tom is my precursor Jim Halpert…

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The many faces of Lieutenant Thomas Eugene Paris…

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5 more Reasons why I truly believe Tom should of be the pre curer of Jim Halpert from the office

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Oops I did it again

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Same vibe

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Around season 5

Samantha Wildman: hey you are going to have to take my daughter on one of your routine flight mission

Seven of Nine: but I-

Wildman: 😒

Samantha Wildman talking head

Wildman: oh I don’t think it’s blackmail… seven just has to watch over my daughter so I won’t tell the crew that Seven is cheating on Harry with The doctor ☺️

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Insp: @daddiesdrarryy

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Is biting your lip consider an illness?

Ayala: to me it’s has to be Vulcan academy is a five seeder at max

Paris: I think they might make it to conference.

Ayala: nah.

Paris: Starfleet academy, obvious monster and those three point shots, don’t even-(bite his lip)

Tom’s talking head

Paris: I bit my lip at lunch today.

Back at lunch

Carrey: that’s sucks bud, anyways I just don’t see it, the Cardassian’s are tough, R’Mala is tough.

Ayala: oh yeah, R’Mala is really tough.

(Paris in pain from his lip)

Tom’s talking head

Paris: Now I have this big bump on my lip that hurts. I hate it.

Back at lunch

Ayala: now the YloTrap are terrible and will always be terrible.

Paris: ok you need to think about it before you come up with-(Tom bites his lip again and pounds on the table)

Tom’s talking head

Paris: whatever. It’s not a big deal. You know I always tell Harry, if this is the worst thing that’s going to happen-(Tom bites lip again) YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! B’Elanna! That’s it! I’m going home! (Tom walks away and camera turns to B’Elanna on bridge)

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The Doctor predicting the future

Doctor: hey Tommy what’s up?

Tom:… not much

Doctor: you know if you really tried hard enough, you could grow a really good beard

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The missing scene in drive

Tom: six years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl. I had to do the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, which is to…wait. Don’t get me wrong I flirted with her. B’elanna I can admit to all our friends and family that I do know how send flight plans to you via the padding system. Didn’t need your technical help that many times. And uh… remember when you taught me how to use a bat’leth?

B’elanna: yeah?

Tom: yeah I learn the bat’leth back in high school. For a really long time that’s all I had, little moments, with a girl who saw me as an acquaintance. And, a lot of people thought I was crazy to wait for this long for a date with a girl I worked with. But even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife.

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Anniversary with the fam

Tom: I’d like you all to raise your wine glasses… except for you B’elanna, of course for obvious reason

Miral (B’Elanna’s mom): why can’t B’Elanna drink?

Tom: oh… um… she shouldn’t… because she’s an… alcoholic.

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No one steals from Neelix and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Neelix

-Neelix