Brotherhood of the Dark Kingdom Development Zone

She/Her 🐉 27 🐉 Creative Writer 🐉 Autism + ADHD 🐉 Christian 🐉 Die-hard DK Brotherhood Stan 🐉 Among the many things you find on this Tumblr, there will definitely be content related to analyzing/critiqueing TTS/RTS and fantasizing about how much greater the knight trio from the Dark Kingdom could have been. (PFP Icon made by @adventuretolkienlover)

[th3p0rtalmaker]

May 12, 2026 Update: Impending Homelessness/Upcoming Move

Recap:

Back in mid-March of 2026, my current landlord gave me official notice that they will be terminating my lease for my apartment (no specific reason why); I have to leave my current apartment at the end of this month (May 31st, 2026); if I'm unable to secure a new rental before then, I have no where to go (no friends or family nearby that can help me)

What's New: POSITIVE UPDATE!!!

Last week one of my apartment applications was finally accepted; yesterday (May 11, 2026) I toured the apartment and discussed next steps with the owner

- Since I rely on a housing voucher to cover my rent, the owner has to fill out a Request for Tenancy form and return it to my city's housing authority office; then the housing authority has to send an inspector to inspect the apartment, and confirm it meets their official living standards (these steps have to be completed before I can sign a new lease & move in)

- Because of my low credit score, the owner is requiring me to pay double the normal security deposit before I can move in; they're also only charging me pro-rated rent for the month of May; we agreed upon May 31, 2026 as my move-in date, and I have to pay them $2,133.87 on that day

- I've been weeding out which nonprofits in my area actually offer financial aid for security deposits, some of which I'm still having difficulty getting in contact with due to their limited office hours

- I've also gathered a list of places in my area to contact for shelter and resources if I end up homeless again at the end of this month (temporarily or full-time)

- I'm still very anxious/sad about my situation, and the possible outcomes I'm trying to prepare for; as always, prayers, advice, & support are desperately needed and greatly appreciated; if you're able and willing to donate money, my Paypal, Venmo, & Discord info is below:

Total to Raise: $2,133.87

Currently Have: $281.19

Portal's Paypal Info:

Email: [email protected]

Username: RissaRooKangaQueen

Name: Karissa McKenzie

Portal's Venmo Info:

Username: kmckenzie22

Name: Karissa McKenzie

Portal's Discord:

Username: thep0rtalmaker22 (originally TheP0rtalMaker22#6676)

Display Name: Portal Maker

[diedbutcamebacklol]

YAAAAAAA'LL I HEARD BACK FROM TUMBLR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!🤩

[diedbutcamebacklol]

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adventuretolkienlover]

Welcome back to the land of the living!!! So happy they got that glitch fixed for you pretty quick! 👏🏻🥳

THANK YOU!!! Ikr? I was surprised! Some people said it could take months! I'm so happy!🥹🥳✨

And surprisingly, it wasn't a glitch they said. It was just their system being hyper sensitive? It's weird. I'm planning on making a post about it sometime this week.😅

[th3p0rtalmaker]

That does sound pretty weird...🤔 Looking forward to your post!

[robobrainrot]

Where would you sit? [Transformers edition]

(1) MTMTE Whirl, TFA Blitzwing, Miko with a Gun (2) MTMTE Cyclonus, TFA Bulkhead, RiD15 Grimlock (3) Bayverse Ironhide, TFA Sentinel, TFP Wheeljack (4) TFP Smokescreen, TFA Bumblebee, MTMTE Thundercracker (with Buster) (5) Bayverse Starscream, TFP Starscream, G1 Starscream (6) TFP Arcee, TFA Black Airachnia, Cyberverse Windblade (7) TFA Optimus, TFP Dreadwing, RiD15 Strongarm (8) Cyberverse Soundwave, TFP Bulkhead, G1 Jazz (9) TFP Knockout, TFA Ratchet, MTMTE Pharma (10) TFA Wreck Gar, MTMTE Rodimus, Bayverse Wheelie

For those of you asking "where's Megatron??" You fools- He's the lunchlady

[th3p0rtalmaker]

Imma' go with Table 2. I know I'd be safe AND having a good time with TFA Bulkhead and RiD15 Grimlock. I don't know anything about MTMTE Cyclonus, but I think he's an Autobot flier, correct? Hopefully he's also trustworthy and fun to be around. (Real shame TFA Prowl is no where to be found...)

P.S. I feel like TFA Optimus and RiD15 Strongarm would get along well. Same for TFA Bumblebee and TFP Smokescreen.

P. P. S. WHAT HELL IS TFP WHEELJACK DOING IN TFA SENTINEL'S GENERAL VICINITY??? I can only imagine him torturing Sentinel on purpose for fun like he did with TFP Ratchet.

[catalyst-creature]

✨Optimus Prime ✨

[th3p0rtalmaker]

I immediately assumed someone threw something and hit him in the head 🤣👏🏻

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

[glacia-posts]

Ok but consider: in tfa, Prowl sometimes had fangs and I think that was peak XD

[th3p0rtalmaker]

AGREED 🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[shadowicepuma]

@noodles-07 get peer reviewed

[kabukiaku]

what the kids do in their free time. and jazz? he just watches the fun unleash.

[insanetriiplechanger-deactivate]

Well, this won’t end well for ANYONE.

(Rebloggable)

[cyber-pop-star]

These are some of My pets for those who are curious!!! I also have some others!! (non-cannon ones) These images are not mine, they came from tfwiki.net and belong to their respective owners)

[the-hugger]

@adhd-fandom-and-gay @adventuretolkienlover @adventuretolkienlover2 @annotated-catastrophe @beadoesthings @carb0n-m0n0xide @caretaleandotherstuff @cherriwhoops @cultist-bones @savi-of-ithaca @eteledhasanaxe @flurty @goldfabricx @hellomousyhere @hiro--aoki @huggablearsonist @i-m-the-doctor @imachaoticghost @mersinia @onetimemacaroni @paintthedeadflag @pansexualcake9 @patrik6090 @problematicghosty @queer-red-panda @rainandsugarcane2000 @scooburst @shamefulsinnerethan @sleepypetalz @tams-tism-talks @tankerfishthesimp @tbspiritss @the-ellia-west @theweirdbox123 @twinklingstarsssss @th3p0rtalmaker @welldonesteak1 @write-with-will

[jakeit]

A little about how I see what Ultra Magnus would look like in his youth, when he was still called Ultra Prime (Ultra Storm) ˎˊ˗

[th3p0rtalmaker]

He looks a LOT like TFA Optimus Prime 👀👀👀

[hgk477]

Surviving IKEA

Never enter near closing hours.

Do not mispronounce IKEA product names. What you summon will haunt you.

Do not trust the arrows.

Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.

Avoid, at any cost, staying after closing hours.

Do not ask employees for directions to the exit. Most of them have been trapped inside the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people have grown spiteful. Do not trust them. They want you to stay.

Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.

In case you are trapped:

Find John. He has lived in the store for six years, unnoticed.

Avoid eye contact with employees roaming around.

Hide whenever possible.

The ghost families living in the showrooms won’t betray you.

Do not steal any pencils. It will give away your position.

Avoid walking through the bed area. The creatures sleeping there won’t appreciate your presence.

When music from the 30s starts blasting through the speakers, Walter, the handyman, has noticed you and wants to drive his screwdriver through your ear.

Run.

He often shouts jokes chasing you followed by the laughter of IKEA personnel echoing throughout the store. Never let your guard down.

Open as many wardrobes as you can. Some of them are magic portals. Pray that you find one in time before he finds you.

Only go through a portal when absolutely necessary. What you find on the other side is often not pleasant.

If there is no other option, try pronouncing the name of the IKEA furniture closest to you. The ground will start to shake. Prepare yourself for the worst.

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[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[the-hugger]

@adhd-fandom-and-gay @adventuretolkienlover @annotated-catastrophe @beadoesthings @carb0n-m0n0xide @caretaleandotherstuff @cherriwhoops @cultist-bones @savi-of-ithaca @eteledhasanaxe @flurty @goldfabricx @hellomousyhere @hiro--aoki @huggablearsonist @i-m-the-doctor @imachaoticghost @mersinia @onetimemacaroni @paintthedeadflag @pansexualcake9 @patrik6090 @problematicghosty @queer-red-panda @rainandsugarcane2000 @scooburst @shamefulsinnerethan @sleepypetalz @tams-tism-talks @tankerfishthesimp @tbspiritss @the-ellia-west @theweirdbox123 @twinklingstarsssss @th3p0rtalmaker @welldonesteak1 @write-with-will

[bugswags]

Hello!!! Apologizes if this has been asked of you already - but have you ever and/or will ever write transformer fanfics? Cuz every time I see your gorgeous Bumblebee art and angsty comics I just think ‘I would BINGE fics off of these heart wrenching plots.’

Also a little deeper question here and feel free to ignore me, but would you say drawing your visceral illustrations and poetry like dialogue has been very cathartic? I’ve been wanting to feel more confident and comfortable posting art and fanfiction around heavier topics (such as sa) and your art is one of my inspirations to pursue such. I’ve always been scared of how people would react to me addressing such with my creativity, so, if I may ask, how do you combat any anxieties you may have around people judging your work? (Sorry if that’s all too personal please do ignore me if you’re not down to answer!)

I’ll answer the bigger question first since that’s more fun!! But yes, it’s super cathartic & fun!

For me it’s easy to share my work without worry because I like that what I create can be hated. That means it meant something, gets people to think. I know my intentions, I don’t care if my aim doesn’t land with others the way I wanted, I just care that it lands at all. People will interpret things differently because they are different, it may strike them differently, but the point in creating will always be to affect others! You have to be provocative to exist!

When you open yourself up to be seen, being judged is inevitable. That’s just how things go, you know? (KOFF KOFF indie animation COUGHHH)

But I’d rather that than never having been seen at all, plus, the good outweighs the bad! I’ve received much much more positive comments than I have negative ones… theres so much more kindness in the world than you think…. PLUSYou never know how comforting it can be to someone! :-D

Idk if I’m making any sense, but that’s what I thought when I share things! I’m not sure if that answers your question because I do not feel that anxious about sharing my work… But I hope it helps regardless! Also I just love to ramble. Say say say things! I’ve grown tired of staying quiet! This mans got things to say!

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And as for the fanfic question… unfortunstely everytime I try to write a fanfic it turns out like this so long time til I can create anything even remotely comprehensible sorry 😭😭😭😭

[jakeit]

🐝┊Bumble Prime trend :D

[I hope that my three days of suffering have not been in vain and this trend is still relevant. 💀🖐️]

• Maybe I'll post this video to my tiktok account, let's see, and after editing the Fan Art on these characters a little, I'll show it in this post.

My tiktok account: here