Thade's Self-Insert Blog

howdy i'm thade and these are my self-insert shenanigans 

[thadeeliv-si]

all f/os are problematic if you consider the inherent power dynamic between a real person and a fictional character

[ofironandivory]

Your F/O will never leave you!

🩷 Your romantic F/O only has eyes for you! Ever since you two got together, they've always had you on their mind, constantly

🪽 Your smile, your voice, your eyes... Everything about you is perfect to them. They'll never need or want anyone else, because no one else could ever even compare to how perfect you are.

🩷 Your platonic F/O is grateful to be your best friend! The connection and bond you two have is unlike anything else

🪽 They're thankful that you trust them enough to create so many powerful memories together, and they're just as thankful that they can trust you like that too. You're the best friend they could've asked for and they'll do everything in their power to make your life better!

🩷 Your familial F/O is proud to have you as their family! They love and care about you more than they may let on and they'd do anything to keep you safe and happy

🪽 They're glad to have someone they can rely on and who trusts them as much as you do. Life can be hard and lonely sometimes, but they hope you know that they'll always have your back, through thick and thin! Regardless if you're bound by blood or not, you're their family and they'll always hold you close to their heart and soul!

[thadeeliv-si]

all f/os are problematic if you consider the inherent power dynamic between a real person and a fictional character

[thadeeliv-si]

guess who's back and ready to fuck shattered glass ravage

[crazyboy3million]

CW// N.S.F.W

(Naughty Sexy Fucking Words)

You're final warninb

Your FINAL. ⚠️ WARNING

Seriously proceed with caution, especually if you are a traimatized individual

And hold space for any heavy emotions this brings up please ❤️and take care of yourself

Need dick badly for serious

Self care check: have you eaten recently? Did you sleep last night? Have you taken your meds? What.does a good day look like for you and what can you do today to get there ? How manyg

[thadeeliv-si]

for anyone who wants to answer, how about 📱, 🍥 and 🛋️?

Misty: A-as the only one here who has a phone, I guess I'm up...she's listed as Quill Ink on my contacts list, though. And, uh...well, we usually just go out to eat or microwave something when we're not in the Brighthouse, I've never cooked and Quill is...afraid of cooking oil. To relax, we usually just sit back and watch some movie or TV show or PonyTube video -- she refuses to use ClipTrot.

[kotorau1011]

Profovember ask game

🎶 — what song/lyrics remind you of your s/o?

📱 — be honest, what's your s/o's contact name on your phone?

🗨️ — what's the most "out of context" message your s/o has ever sent you?

🍥 — which one of you handles the cooking, and which one of you burns the kitchen down while cooking?

🛋️ — what's your favorite way to relax together?

👕 — what's your favorite outfit you've seen your s/o wear?

💖 — what's something your s/o does that melts your heart?

💕 — favorite cuddle position?

🛏️ — favorite cuddle position to sleep?

💤 — which one of you falls asleep first?

🎄 — what's your favorite holiday to celebrate together?

🧸 — what's something you wish your s/o could realize about themself?

❤️‍🔥 — gush about your s/o!

[thadeeliv-si]

Dia: "Oh crap, we're late!!! I can't believe this, why didn't anyone bring it up?!"

Syo: "Don't ask me, Crownbutt, I just woke up!"

Cinderpelt: "I'm not entirely sure what this 'Pesterchum' thing is..."

Nepeta: "Well, we're h33r meow!"

Akeno: "So, who's on the guest list?"

Dia: "Let's see...besides us, there's Giygas, Leuvis, Misty, and Fergus...oh, and Tsumugi, Pinkie, Destiny, Dallas, Deja Vu, Feferi...and knowing this event, there are plenty others who didn't RSVP, so who knows what might happen?"

Nepeta: "We have Thade's blog! Ask us your purrning questions!"

[fawnshipping]

okay so the thing people are doing for november is called fovember or f/ovember and it's kind of like an rp event! it looks really cute honestly: basically you let your f/o "take over" your blog for an amount of time (doesn't have to be the whole month or can be periodically etc) and roleplay (or let your muse run wild lol) with your f/o answering questions from followers! i imagine we can also make original posts by our f/os and just generally blog as if our f/os have taken over the account

although it isnt actually closed to proshippers and the like (its an old challenge being revamped by antis), i do think it would be good to have our own tags so we don't end up getting harrassed 🤔 #profovember and #prof/ovember perhaps? like proship f/o november xD

[infernalletters]

Reblog to boop your F/O

[thadeeliv-si]

erm, i live?

[thadeeliv-si]

medicine talking about how she's the perfect being because she's not made of flesh vs me thinking she's the perfect being because i love her

[thadeeliv-si]

place your f/os

[az1199]

[missusfantastic]

shoutout to selfshippers whose ships aren't always sweet and fluffy, to those who like their selfships a little bit spicy. if your relationship with your F/O is toxic or just plain abusive, i love you forever

[thadeeliv-si]

imagine your f/o

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

[vividoll-xx]

hey what the fuck is wrong with you people

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!

[derelict-stranger]

You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.

I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed

[annabellioncourt]

shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original 

[alex-wf]

reblog if you’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable and violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment (and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself)