[memeuplift]

[cephyraft]

Might have seen this, gotten curious, and found a pic of Walter with the hat.

I feel better knowing now. I hope yall do too.

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[idontthinkthereforeimnot]

No one needs to say it but we all know what it is

[sighinastorm]

IT

[bebe-benzenheimer]

FUCKEN

[sighinastorm]

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[superpunch2]

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

[cardcaptorr]

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

[darthmauls]

ken is just ken.

[geothebio]

in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

[depsidase]

[moash]

the stupidest person on earth: crazy how you’re not even trying to debate me. scared? 😏

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

new theme park ride fear unlocked: the operator is just a supervillain for some reason

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the people saying they would do this need to stay far away from me

[anexperimentallife]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

self proclaimed schizoposter nervously typing '911' into their phone and hovering their thumb above the 'call' key as they hawkishly watch a disheveled guy at a bus stop make repetitive movements and ramble to himself

[myxomavirus-deactivated20250211]

You know what lemme just come back to this post because I (physically disabled, joint pain, cane user) was on a full train last night with the biggest heaviest backpack you could imagine bcs I’ve just become homeless and I was on my way to a friends house. I tried to ask people for a seat and got flat out ignored. Nobody would even look at me. It got to a point where I was literally shaking crying sobbing dry heaving resorting to begging “I’m really sorry everyone but can someone please give me their seat I have joint problems I’m in a lot of pain”, speaking to people directly “excuse me but you’re in priority seating and I’m disabled and I really need to sit down” and the only person in the whole train who would even LOOK at me while I was wheezing and clutching my stomach and sweating about to pass out in some of the most rancid pain I’ve ever felt in my life. was an old disheveled guy with a tic who was mumbling to himself. and he quietly tried to console me and convinced me to just sit on someone’s suitcase. I hope all the unnatural hair coloured pierced 20 somethings on that train that night ESPECIALLY never know peace for the rest of their fucking lives

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

idk man this DnD shit is easy

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

[ellis-deigh-blog]

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

[dreamofhircine]

why are moose so terrifyingly large

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

[henstomper]

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

[kagero]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[natalieironside]

Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website

[natalieironside]

No matter how precisely you try to phrase something, there's at least one person out there who will find a way to misinterpret you in a way that no reasonable person ever would in order to confirm some existing biases.

If I asked any given discourse blogger on this website to dust the furniture they would say "Okay" and start putting more dust on the furniture

[nudityandnerdery]

Nobody is posting Amelia Bedilia's ass on this website, what the fuck?

[blackberryjambaby]

can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

[blackberryjambaby]

ok i found it! it's called the average fourth grader is a better poet than you (and me too)

here are three of my favourite excerpts