🌟Chewtoy Eggmutual🌟

Farkas pfp by my buddy @divinemanicstate! my art blog is @dibellanart. You make ONE post about oviposition and suddenly you're the egg mutual.

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[thalwhore]

I love doing art for my ocs. Nobody cares about them but I need to exorcise these demons from my brain so unfortunately you WILL be subjected to them.

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[gloriousmonsters]

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[shoe-inhibitions-deactivated201]

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

[lgbtqiatext]

[the-color-orange-offical]

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[lgbtqiatext]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Me this Pride season

[thalwhore]

Me, around 8pm: Ouuugh I need to stay awake I need to fix my sleep schedule AUUUUUGH THIS IS GONNA BE PAIN

Me, upon realising it's midnight: HUH??? ALREADY? I'VE BARELY DONE ANYTHING!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

[thalwhore]

Me, gritting my teeth and forcing myself into the shower: One must imagine sisyphus happy.

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[thalwhore]

They're putting up scaffolding directly outside my bedroom window I'm going to ki-

*remembers suicide jokes are proven to have a negative impact on your mental health*

,,,,kiss the construction men on the mouths. Yep. Gonna do that. Gonna go uh. Bag me a blue collar guy.

[polespullspolls]

sexiest punctuation?

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[thalwhore]

Animal-like creatures that see their human/oid is panicked or sad so they loaf onto them with their whole body weight and allow their friend to pet them to calm down and maybe even purr.

You agree, reblog.

[oswednesday]

discord has turned people into wild animals

[oswednesday]

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims