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SHE IS A TRUE HERO
No, she’s a bitch is what she is
what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”
LMFAOOOO
Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.
LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?
Low level terrorism
ICONIC
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okay i don't care for nct that much so seeing mark fucking lee's downfall happen in real time fills me with joy. it puts a little pep in my step. ofc i would be upset if it was a celebrity i actually cared about but god forbid a queer feeds off of a man's misery as he descends into his christian tradwife stay at home mom new jerseyan era. is that so terrible.
'theatre is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to see a beautiful hit musical now that it's been released in the cinema, something more affordable and accessible to most people, and ticket sales in the west end in particular have spiked
'cinema is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to their local cinema to see a beautiful hit musical, and so many have shown up this weekend that licensers decided to extend its theatrical release for another week, a massive rarity in the current climate
maybe the answer to saving art is... seeing art?? and making art accessible??
nothing will ever be more insane than what happens in a high school theater company. in mine our costume room was right above the gym and you could hear shoes squeaking and boys yelling through the vents during the day. once i spent 30 minutes getting a cart up there bc our school didn't let students use the elevator. our woodshop had several cracks in the walls and the ceiling that you just had to question the structural integrity of the overall building. all of our directors were millennials who weren't paid enough to deal with our skibidi sigma 6 7 jokes but laughed at them anyway. during weekend rehearsals only the arts hallway would have the lights on so i would always take someone with me to go to the bathroom bc it was too scary in the dark. we used condoms to cover mic packs. in my junior year there were so many couples in our company that we had a no pda backstage rule. that same year our music director was caught eating his dinner on the live monitor that we had to see him conducting. his chewing was so loud. the lead for our fall play (the play that goes wrong) was a tiny insecure 16 yr old boy who cheated on one of my best friends. our choreographer liked to put on mousercise as a warmup during tech week and once the crew was forced into it. our company traditions on show nights happened in the cafeteria. crew had our own tradition where we screamed outside right after bows and you could probably see some audience members looking very concerned as they were leaving. painting. so so so much painting.
our storage room in the basement had one of the biology teacher’s taxidermied animals that he couldn’t fit in his room. there was also a giant hole in the floor in that storage room that we used a metal school zone sign to cover it. after show company dinners. half of the crew would gaff tape their converse 20 minutes before a show. during tech week me and two other techs were backstage crying laughing at something that wasn’t even that funny but we were so sleep deprived that basically anything was funny to us. whenever someone accidentally left anything in the auditorium after a rehearsal the asms would hang it from the catwalk as a showing of shame. we also made people do an interpretive dance as a vegetable whenever that happened and one time our director danced as a radish. when we did les mis we had the fog machine running for the preshow and set off the fire alarm twice during show week. our crew director had a shirt that said “if you can see me something is very wrong” and once she had to go on stage wearing that shirt to place a missing prop. for a preshow tradition we would gather in a circle, hold hands, and sing piano man by billy joel and while it was very sweet and made me cry every time it was extremely cult like
nothing will ever be more insane than what happens in a high school theater company. in mine our costume room was right above the gym and you could hear shoes squeaking and boys yelling through the vents during the day. once i spent 30 minutes getting a cart up there bc our school didn't let students use the elevator. our woodshop had several cracks in the walls and the ceiling that you just had to question the structural integrity of the overall building. all of our directors were millennials who weren't paid enough to deal with our skibidi sigma 6 7 jokes but laughed at them anyway. during weekend rehearsals only the arts hallway would have the lights on so i would always take someone with me to go to the bathroom bc it was too scary in the dark. we used condoms to cover mic packs. in my junior year there were so many couples in our company that we had a no pda backstage rule. that same year our music director was caught eating his dinner on the live monitor that we had to see him conducting. his chewing was so loud. the lead for our fall play (the play that goes wrong) was a tiny insecure 16 yr old boy who cheated on one of my best friends. our choreographer liked to put on mousercise as a warmup during tech week and once the crew was forced into it. our company traditions on show nights happened in the cafeteria. crew had our own tradition where we screamed outside right after bows and you could probably see some audience members looking very concerned as they were leaving. painting. so so so much painting.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
(image source)
When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
This is why I love tumblr
When the DNA mutations send you nudes
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
Ronald Reagan is also the reason we have the modern credit scoring system.
So much of our downfall is due to Reagan 💀
I was in the bathroom of the White House chomping down on those solar panels like a woodchuck just by the way
normalize being weirded out and even repulsed by all kinds of intimacy as a kid and then growing up and learning to love everyone and everything that it actually makes you a little sick sometimes
the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.
just pissed in the stall next to strange
pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.
By the way it was never Gen Z trying to cancel Eminem. It was always just me. I dont care what he did or didn't do. It doesnt matter. Im going to cancel Eminem all by myself. Watch your fucking back, Enimen. Your greatest enemy just gave up on Mercy
MORE BLACK MAGICAL GIRLS MORE LATINA MAGICAL GIRLS MORE INDIGENOUS MAGICAL GIRLS MORE TRANS MAGICAL GIRLS
Hi im a librarian amd that's not now this works. If a library allows you to have a digital card and not live in the area, you are NOT taking away resources from other people, that's not how anything works. Please keep doing it!!! The more people that use our services, the more money we can get from funding sources!!! Please use us!!! We are not utilized enough, by people in or out of our community. Thanks.
you can only reblog this if you're not racist
