A Spoonful Of Sassy

Tomorrow belongs to me.

[shitboy96]

Breeding kink so disabling I pop a semi every time I put fuel in my car

[shitboy96]

I really typed this in my car at the petrol station because I was worried that if I waited until I got home I’d forget it

[r4ttime]

wish you’d have waited OP

[dapple-dualies-propaganda-deact]

When the world is cruel and unwelcoming, press ZL to turn into a squid

[cajunsc74]

[nevaehtyler]

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay

[elektragirlfriend]

and he’s still at it

[deadmallgoth]

I’m sure someone else added this somewhere but

[surprisebitch]

king

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

garlic bread.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gulducock]

[mintboiii]

Theres a homosexual on both sides spock

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aussieidol-deactivated20150903]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[broriarty]

[sloth-incarnate]

Me @ my mutuals

[joshpeck]

i just learned how much people in D.C. truly hate the GOP ackjgkfpwlrkopqvt

[the-memedaddy]

[cookiekappa]

fool’s gold 

[madeofwhitebone]

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later