aaaaaa im back bitches

Luke ☆ He/Him ☆ 23 ☆ aaaaaaaaaaaa

[fxa]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

For those who haven't seen Breaking Bad, this is 100% canon, as someone who has seen this show several times.

The only thing that isn't accurate is the frame with all the money. Walt doesn't pay for it in cash but rather with a cheque for a bank account in Belize as it's way too much work and way too suspicious to pay $50k in $100 bills.

But yeah, this actually happened.

[soberqueerinthewild]

Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

[ace-sailor-uranus]

tbh i think this poem is better served with the *whole* picture, don't you?

[vamptits]

anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[chibigaia-art]

self portrait

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

mentally ill women on tumblr think they're matt johnson. matt johnson thinks he's morrissey. morrissey thinks he's oscar wilde. and oscar wilde could've probably killed it as a mentally ill woman on tumblr

[never-obsolete]

Computer Chronicles - Windows 95

[mintboiii]

thinking about changing my url

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 3 days 27 minutes

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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[prettycolors]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[mintboiii]

damn have I really not been here since December das crazzzyyyyyy

[waspstar]

limpet inspo