Queer and into art

25 y/o job-less; they/her; Strong love for music, languages and Art obviously; Come say hi :)

[japanwords]

自動販売機 (ji-dō-han-bai-ki) vending machine

This was a commission for the customer to give as a gift to his wife as a memory of their vacation in Japan.

Needless to say, Japanese vending machines made a big impression on them!

Which is not surprising because Japan takes vending machines to a whole other level.

Things you can buy from a Japanese vending machine:

cold drinks in summer

hot drinks in winter (they change the drinks round to match the seasons. When hot drinks are available, Winter Is Coming!)

Noodles

Fast food

Pizza

Ice creams

Cigarettes (you need a special card to prove you're over 20 but I have my doubts as to how effective this is)

All kinds of alcohol. Some of these vending machines require the special "over-20" card. Some don't.

Batteries. This was a machine near my house. Looked like it hadn't been maintained in ages. Many batteries were rusty and leaking.

Condoms. Another machine near my house. Again, looked like it hadn't been maintained in ages. Pretty sure condoms have a sell-by date...

Fresh vegetables

Fresh flowers

Anime merchandise

Underwear

Used underwear (allegedly.... Every so often this claim does the rounds. Never figured out if it was true or not.)

If I've missed any, please let me know!

[depsidase]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[doctor-goodtouch]

I figured they were referring to this gif

Since they do the same pose and it really seems like the opposite outcome lol

[justanotherdamntarnished]

Ah yes. Shroom.

[origami-dragons]

its a good time to remember that even though the cia has admited that torture isnt a good way to get information out of a subject they also admited that they do it anyway. Just because.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[landmineblogging]

THERE'S BEEN A SERIOUS ACCIDENT AT THE EXPLOSION FACTORY

[landmineblogging]

ISSUE RESOLVED

[landmineblogging]

EVERYTHING'S STILL IN WORKING ORDER HERE

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[depsidase]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[willgrahamscock]

why every time I find a cool blog they have to start being woke and having pronouns?

[landmineblogging]

[jackabbot]

i think now more than ever i need things to be real, i need to see people with uneven facial features, real teeth, messy hair, muffin tops and acne scars and stretch marks, because if i see one more perfectly structured face stacked with veneers and airbrushed skin on my screen i might snap

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[requiem-on-water]

Hans-Jurgen Mager