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ty(balt). he/him. 30s. personal blog for sir-sphinx

[weirbeast]

Hey gamers if ur following this blog all you get is reblogs of posts by funnier people than me and the occasional personal anecdote

The art is over here -> @sir-sphinx

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

[anarchopuppy]

call me a crackpot conspiracy theorist but i dont think its a coincidence that right around the time the us and uk governments were going mask-off transphobic and directly instructing intelligence agencies to treat trans activists as "violent extremists" english speaking social media became flooded w discourse driving a wedge between two of the largest subcomminities of trans ppl, with tons of definitely super real accounts posting shit like "grrr im a trans man and i think whiney feminist trans women should shut their bitch mouths and get back in the kitchen" or "grrrrr i think we should kill all men ESPECIALLY trans men and btw im a totally real trans woman"

[anarchopuppy]

im not saying trans ppl are incapable of being transphobic. lots of ppl are assholes and some of those assholes happen to be trans. but if ur constantly focusing on trans ppl like theyre the main driving force of transphobia in society, while cis politicians are actively dismantling our rights, then ur acting like a fed and im gonna treat u like one. we need to stop fighting each other and start fighting together

[taiwanesekid05]

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[birdplushie]

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[dogpuppy]

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[kropotkindersurprise]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[catchymemes]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's just so unwell what people think they can meaningfully have ownership of. land. ideas. a word being written in a specific font. and we're supposed it act like that's a real and meaningful way to structure our lives?

[87000beesinapersonsuit]

happy pride month everyone! have a wyll 💛🏳️‍⚧️

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles