Apparently I'm a Goblin Shark

You know. just hanging out. D&D. Sometimes I make words into sentences. I'll copy edit stuff for you if you want. Send me an ask with a prompt and I'll write you a short story.

[pissbataille]

You know the money shots in porn films? Well, this was a different substance: it was red.

– Director Roberta Findlay on the relationship between pornography and horror.

[pmamtraveller]

"Sweeping Off the Male Gaze" by Japanese illustrator Yuko Shimizu.

[fallout-lou-begas]

in spider-man 2 when spider-man is trying to stop the train from crashing, the first thing he tries is stopping the train with his feet pressed against the track, but all that does is break up the wood planks on the track without slowing the train down at all. when spider-man gets up to rethink his approach -- already exhausted and agonized from his fight with Doc Ock before he even blew out his knees on the tracks, dealing with his Aunt May getting evicted on top of his own poverty, having literally JUST pushed the woman he loves and who loves him away again, and now feeling the enormous pressure of the lives of everyone behind him being at stake unless he thinks fast --

an old man behind him says "You got any more bright ideas?" and there's a split second where spider-man just looks at him like this

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[ashbelero]

You just can’t get this kinda shit on any other platform.

[cyberglittter]

tanerelle by seb xavier

[toodrawtothink]

Still one of the best animations I've ever done. Took just under a week and was equal parts fun and challenging. So here are some process passes! The full version had too many colors so I had to do some compression T0T

As always, no ai.

[luna-azzurra]

Hemingway stopped writing every day mid-sentence on purpose. So he always knew where he was going when he sat down the next morning. I thought this was torture. i tried it. it is torture. It is also the reason i no longer stare at a blank page for forty minutes wondering what comes next because the sentence is already half there, already pulling you forward, already open. The blank page is the hardest part. He just made sure he never had to face it. I am begrudgingly a convert.

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kmpshitposter]

Commission information

I take commissions for character art. For more examples check out my art tag. If interested, DM me on this blog or fill out this form <- then I'll contact you back through tumblr or email. Please specify which slot you'd like to get (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

💥 MAIN SLOTS

RAW SKETCH[UPDATED] - rough and stylized

RENDERED - attention to details and shading

💥 TERMS OF SERVICE

I can draw people and human-like characters including OCs or fandom, ships, nudity, gore. Additional characters are +50% of the original price. Usually I don't charge for additional objects/elements, but I don't do complex backgrounds! To achieve desired result please provide references. Feel free to add links to tags, documents, pinterest boards, playlists etc. When we both agree upon the general idea, full upfront payment is required ONLY via Boosty before the work begins. I don't do refunds! I always provide WIPs throughout the process and am down to add any desired changes! Once the piece is finished, the customer is allowed to use the art in any way they want, no credit needed. I have the right to share the image on my socials and as a commission example. I provide a cloud folder with multiple file options by default. Specific deadline, image size and commercial use should be discussed.

💥 DISCOUNTS

Single payment bundles that fall under discount:

-10% Introduction: portrait + full body of the same character -15% Dynamic: 2+ art pieces that include two or more recurring characters -25% Meetup: 3+ art pieces of different characters [example: introducing multiple characters or npcs for a brand new campaign]

If you happen to have multiple commission ideas that don't fall under these single payment bundles - you'll be able to pay for them separately by order of completion.

My DMs are always open for questions =]

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[reasonsforhope]

20,000 Pounds of Trash Removed From Pacific Garbage Patch: ‘Holy mother of god. It worked!’

The man who won't rest until the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is cleaned up has successfully tested his system for doing so.

““The Great Pacific Garbage Patch can now be cleaned,” announced Dutch entrepreneur Boyan Slat, the wonderkid inventor who’s spent a decade inventing systems for waterborne litter collection.

Recent tests on his Ocean Cleanup rig called System 002, invented to tackle the 1.8 trillion pieces of plastic pollution, were a success, leading Slat to predict that most of the oceanic garbage patches could be removed by 2040.

Intersections of ocean currents have created the massive floating islands of plastic trash—five slow-moving whirlpools that pull litter from thousands of miles away into a single radius.

The largest one sits between California and Hawaii, and 27-year-old Slat has been designing and testing his systems out there, launching from San Francisco since 2013.

GNN has reported on his original design for the floating device, but his engineering team improved upon it. System 002, nicknamed “Jenny,” successfully netted 9,000 kilograms, or around 20,000 pounds in its first trial.

It’s carbon-neutral, able to capture microplastics as small as 1 millimeter in diameter, and was designed to pose absolutely no threat to wildlife thanks to its wide capture area, slow motion, alerts, and camera monitors that allow operators to spy any overly-curious marine life…

Slat estimates ten Jennies could clean half the garbage patch in five years, and if 10 Jennies were deployed to the five major ocean gyres, then 90% of all floating plastic could be removed by 2040.” -via Good News Network, 10/19/21

[spectroscopic-binary]

Recent update from this org: they’ve launched System 03 (in 2023) and have gone on over 100 expeditions and collected over 1 million pounds of trash! They also are working on cleaning up rivers :)

Oceans | The Ocean Cleanup

We are cleaning up ocean plastic in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Learn more about the technology used and the cleanup progress here.

[thexphial]

This is so awesome

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ladybugboots]

distant past

[gaydelgard]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[pinkbuttercreame]

"These macaws are striking a pose that just happens to represent a biblically accurate angel"

Photo by Juan Felipe on Facebook

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn