Being bi in SDV must be a dream

Call me Kiki ✨️ | 23 | Interests: Stardew Valley, F1, cars | Shane is my pookie 🩷🫶🏻

[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[ur-fav-in-the-saw-2-needle-pit]

can you put haasbands in the saw pit pretty please licks you

THE HAASBANDS are in the saw 2 needle pit

hope theyre not sucking eachothers balls mate in there...

[ill-procrastinato]

💔 💦 💣 💖 💚 *I'm sat*

OHMAHGAWD lots of this 🤭🤭 *sits down as well*

💔: Ship that makes you sad

~ Lowkey Brocedes, especially how good they bonded in their childhood and it started breaking apart because of this fuckass sport 😭😭😭 ah it hurts to think! And the edits are heart-wrenching too.

💦: Ship that is taboo (assuming it's a ship i read as well)

~ *takes a deep breath* WE LISTEN AND WE DONT JUDGE! The answer is Flavnando. Yes Flavio is disgusting and he should fucking die. But Fernando keeps going back to him and idk if he signed a lifelong contract or what, that ship is canon and you cannot deny it 😭😭 It's giving Stockholm Syndrome 😶‍🌫️

💣: Ship that pisses you off

~ Sebchal, Sebschumi, or Mickseb. JUST WHY. WHY⁉️ (ofc this is the freaky website so anyone can like anything but I don't find the appeal at all).

💖: Ship that needs more love

~ THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS KIMANDO DUH!!!! Their dynamic is so overlooked! Idk how it's such a small ship, people should know ball 😼

💚: Ship that you secretly like

~ Gabico. 🤭🤭🤭 I don't indulge in it much but it's nice to see gays being gays.

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this

[wanderinghalo27]

I had a thought about "inverse ships" where basically you take the teammates of whoever the shipped riders are and create a new, unholy ship

(so like if you ship fermin x pedro, the inverse ship would be alex marquez x brad binder)

Anyways, thought it'd be fun to make this into a pole:

How's your inverse ship?

This is already an actual ship

It's great!

Eh, could be worse

Oh god, unbearable

My ship was already teammates :/

Voting ended onMay 25

[a-hemhem]

Doodle Daily life between Shane and Alan😊

[i-am-married-to-my-fandom]

the history book on the shelf

is always repeating itself

anyway Gabi in Nico's fireproofs and underwear next???

[theragtagart]

WIP Nico Hulkenberg Fan Art F1 Audi Driver

[f0xofspades]

Spicy Shane Headcanons (Pepper Popper Edition 🌶️🌶️🌶️)

Blaming my friend @bunny--farm for planting some of these thoughts in my head 🫵! They're wriggling around my brain now, and I had to set them free to find peace 😌. MDNI. Some spicy Shane headcanons. No particular order. I'm just rambling.

Dirty talk. Man has a filthy mouth when he wants to. He’s good at it, but sometimes it’s a little too practiced. A little too thoughtless. Like he’s a peacock showing off its plume. He mainly engages in it for two reasons: - His partner finds it hot and he lives to make them squirm. - Shit got real. He’s trying to snuff out more vulnerable feelings by being a little crass instead. It feels safe. It creates distance. If it’s purely physical, it won’t hurt as badly once they get bored of him and toss him out like yesterday’s garbage. 

Praise kink. As starved for praise as a stray dog is starved for love. Shane will resist it at first. He’ll scrunch his nose and scowl and complain, but he’s a sucker for praise. Tell him he’s doing a good job. Tell him he’s a good boy. Keep at it and the mask will shatter and he’ll be eating out the palm of your hand. He wants so, so badly to believe in every little scrap of praise he’s given.  - He deflects by playing the role of cocky, big-headed asshat.

BULLY HIM. Secretly likes a partner who can put him in his place. I headcanon that he typically takes the lead, but when he feels comfy enough he’s more than happy to hand over the reins. Push him down. Boss him around. Ride him like a cowboy 😳 (save a horse, ride a Shane). - I think he’d like cowgirl when he’s being lazy. He can just go 😏 and enjoy the view. He’d be grabby. Have trouble staying still and keeping his hands to himself.

Sometimes he just wants to be the little spoon. Especially during bad days. He just wants someone to hug him tightly and tell him that they aren’t going anywhere. Kiss his cheek. Kiss the back of his neck. Kiss his shoulders. Man’s a goner. - Huge, HUGE, sucker for scalp massages. Play with his hair and he’ll melt.  - I think he’d appreciate massages in general, especially when his back hurts after work and his knee is extra achy in the winter - Pamper him in the shower. This man has never had a self-care routine, but I like to imagine he’d enjoy using his partner’s shampoo and soap so he ends up smelling like them. It’s relaxing. 

I can see him being into roleplay on special occasions.  - Like after the Winter Star celebration or after Spirit’s Eve. Him and the farmer go home all giggly, and he’s Santa and the farmer is on the naughty list. Or he’s the big bad wolf and he’s about to eat the farmer. 

He’s a leg guy. Thigh guy? He likes being grabby, but when he’s feeling down he’s more than happy to rest his cheek against his partner’s thighs and be on the receiving end of head pats or scratches. 

Seeing his partner in his jersey is something he’d froth at the mouth for. They look good in his shirt. But more than that, his last name looks good on them. 

[nicoleknives]

ok I miss him and I hope you do too <3

[thunderstormadvisory]

black & white recently

[dontrecognisememirk]

Fanfic readers when you answer one of their comments

Fanfic writers when you comment on their fic

[londonderby]

> german speaking blonde man named nico wins in his sport

> another german speaking blonde man named nico doesn't even get to race in his sport

> what did they mean by this

[dandelioncowb0y]

Audi playing card

[schecoperez]

HAPPY HULKENREZ PRESS CONFERENCE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nick and Kubica angry about the spotty Internet coverage on F1 island while Massa talks about it. And Kobayashi flashes his torch at Massa while Checo dances behind him,,, ❤️

[frienduccine]

Shane finally found the prick that has been ruining his life (part of my hockey au fic) [song]