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marzipanmili

Kyoshika! Her daemon is an onagadori rooster.

peculiarmarsu

horsegirlestrogen

Remember that you don't have to turn everyone into a girl. Remember that you have to try.

horsegirlestrogen

Remember that sometimes saving her and turning her into a girl are the same thing.

acerby

I like the idea of a robot girl having a Plushie as a security item.

Like sure she might have a built-in rail gun, but what if there is thunder outside or she has to make an appointment. A rail gun is not going to help her the same way has a plushie can!

acerby

Some robot girls with plushies!

tpwrtrmnky

average ttrpg conversation on the internet apparently

"Tabletop advice! The rest of your group are full-fledged human beings with Thoughts and Ideas, and you can collaborate with them to have a better time together!"

"What about me? I play with a group consisting exclusively of abominable homunculi I fashioned from barbed wire and endowed with the spirits of spite demons who can only experience joy if they are actively tormenting me. I keep them in a trapdoor under the basement when we're not having sessions and so we never discuss the campaign out of game, either"

"I think... you should consider Pathfinder 2E instead of D&D fifth edition?"

tpwrtrmnky

"Hi, barbed wire homunculus here. I take issue with the notion that my ideas should be respected because as mentioned above, I am genuinely a being wrought from pain and malice. Given the chance, I would actually just eat all the dice and defecate on my DM's priceless limited edition sourcebook collection dating back to the first printing of Little Wars by H.G. Wells, because I genuinely despise them for the profane act of creating me, and also because I want to play Captain Laser Guns in our current campaign of Mud Peasant Misery 4th edition."

"...I hear Pathfinder 2E has rules that might help with this?"

tpwrtrmnky

"Ok so one of my homunculi has exploited game mechanics to construct a railgun composed of undead peasants accelerating an object to supersonic speeds using creative interpretations of game mechanics, and is currently extorting world leaders for massive riches with the threat of its superweapon, which is really messing with setting balance.

The second homunculus walked away from the party on session 1 with its character, The Eternal Wanderer, built to have no need to rest and be able to walk continuously in a straight line forever, even traversing oceans when needed. I am running out of map for them to walk on.

The THIRD homunculus has stacked up so many charisma buffs that they've become the leader of a fascist party and is mobilizing an increasingly radicalized nation to attack neighboring states.

Any suggestions on plot hooks to get the campaign back on track? We're running Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden btw"

"Hm, this is pretty complicated, but GURPS has rules for most of this!"

tpwrtrmnky

[20 hours into the 60-hour process of fashioning a homunculus from barbed wire, my hands bloody and my eyes sunken with sleep deprivation] this thing is going to be so fucking shit to play tabletop rpgs with, i can't wait to make at least three more and then deliberately pick a system none of them like to play!!