That Pride Page

Jake. Bi. He/Him. Son of the Moon and child of mother earth

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[yourpersonalloverboy]

We going to skip how white people trying to be black? Again?

[lindsaychrist]

are you on fucking crack?

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[karazrel]

insp

[avengersmemes]

I mean… CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW HOT CAP LOOKS WITH THAT BEARD ?!?!?! MY - GOD *takes air* Current sexuality: Bearded 🧔😍🔥

[hey-kids-want-some-avengers]

Infinity war:

Bucky: *wakes up from Cryo*

Sam: *standing there, wide eyed and really close to Bucky's face*

Bucky: *uncomfortable* the world better not be ending.

Sam: Steve has a beard and a bad boy complex. Help.

[sirussly]

Missing Person

Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived​.

[sirussly]

Missing Person

Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived​.

[brad-pitt]

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love being able to say things on the internet. imagine if potato chips were sentient and felt pain

[questionableroyalty]

Imagine if toilet roll could feel shame

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I hate being able to read things on the internet

[that-marvel-dude-01]

Imagine the internet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You don't have to be 'special' or extraordinary talented to do the things you love. There exists plenty of space in the world for the creation of new things of all shapes and sizes.

When you have made a thing, you have made a thing. And there exists somewhere some person who would love and cradle it close to their chest.

[basil-does-stupid-stuff]

What do you MEAN it's not a shit post??? Where's the whiplash?? Gaud are you ok?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well, it does mean people are allowed to create & bring art into the world as they see fit, and unfortunately someone saw fit to create these:

[pinksheeplyfe]

There it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey u asked

[catrinecat]

Give the Apple a nice deep kiss.

[kikimora-apologist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I must ask you both to leave

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gaudy pLEASE drop your skincare routine

the trick is to have a smooth brain and then your skin will follow suit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my brain is on par with a chicken breast

[i-usedtobe-normal]

[foolsforthought]

Y’all gotta watch this show

[that-marvel-dude-01]

What show is this??? 😂😂😂

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE tapas.io/episode/1712612

[dcmultiverse]

Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

[ryik-the-writer]

Steve Universe Ending//Gravity Falls Ending

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have seen so much more of you since Shelter in Place started. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

I'm not trapped in here with you but you most certainly are trapped in here with me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hypothesis: Dancing Mushrooms Are The True Form of The Fae 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You step into a fairy ring. Minutes pass. The sun lowers itself to the horizon. Plump dewdrops form along the circle of mushroom caps. In the twilight they glitter like tears. The forest around you grows taller, fed by shadows. The trees themselves lean in, breathing.

It starts slowly, so that you assume it is only a figment of your too-wild imagination. Low murmurs arise as if from the very ground. As if the soil itself has begun to chant. You shiver, and think there must be wind, for the mushrooms encircling your ankles are swaying now. They move gently at first, then ever so roughly. The ground itself is chattering, chattering as the mushroom caps sway. You are frozen where you stand, rooted by the groaning of the forest floor, the chanting of the soil growing louder ever louder. Before your disbelieving eyes, They emerge from the ground. 

The mushrooms begin their swift dance, circling around you, transporting you to an ancient land, as your ancestors always warned they would. Fool, you have been abducted by the Fae.

[i-sexually-identify-as-a-threat]

beep beep you sad fuck give us your name