Hyper

Just a random loser in love with another loser

[phosmic]

i miss my weird alien kids

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[panaran]

A brave journeyman returns home for a well earned slumber

Nyan Cat 10 Year Anniversary!

[dzueni]

One more for the road

[thehmn]

Santa’s reindeer having the ability to turn into humans or being human looking spirits who can turn into reindeer is one of those ideas I like to play around with every winter and has spent too much time thinking about. Like, they always fly in an upright position as if they were ice skating thought the air unless they have to go faster than usual at which point they lean forward because at that point they are basically falling and aren’t in as much control of their movements.

Also, Pentatonix’s version of Carol of The Bells (YouTube link) is my go to soundtrack when thinking about this version of the reindeer because it has differently pitched voices and makes it very easy to imagine them singing to themselves Disney style while gliding though the air, being thrown about in a snowstorm and taking a tour though Santa’s workshop.

[wingedcorgi]

raeda in the outfits dana drew a while back

[cayennecrush]

she got tickets 2 the gun show 💪✨

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

[hootsweets]

Sorry, the discord buddies got me back into my Gumlee ways 😩

a little panel redraw for funsies UvU

If you wanna join the discord here’s the link! (18+ please) Let’s be friends ❤️

We have actual mods now so stuff is much more together lol

[yamino]

A bundle by Yamino, $16.00 for 7 games

It's Itchio creator day!

I'm slashing prices on ALL my Elastigale zines (yes, even the NSFW ones!) by 50% for 24 hrs!

If you've been wanting to get them in a cheap bundle, it won't get cheaper than this! 💖💙

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[confirmedgeckos]

Took a shy baby out for some more pics with different color backgrounds to see which ones look best on her!

[lesbianshepard]

my cat o’malley hates weed. whenever my brother goes out to smoke when he comes back o’malley will leave whatever he is doing to meow loudly nonstop at him.

[lesbianshepard]

two theories

my brother always makes something to eat after smoking and will give o’malley whatever he wants. so o’malley associates weed smell = treats and screams to speed up the process or

my cat is a fucking narc

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[grossnational]

Florida man stumps neighbors by covering home in aluminum foil

TARPON SPRINGS, Fla. - Polish artist and Tarpon Springs resident Piotr Janowski recently covered his home, including the concrete driveway and the surrounding palm trees, in sheets of aluminum foil.

The project, entitled “402 Ashland Ave”, is intended to make people think in uncommon ways about common goods.

[puppy95]

For protection

[angelbabyspice]

against the aliens

[acquaintedwithrask]

okay but how did he get it so cleanly done

[threesideddream]

do you know how much chicken I could bake with this

[bigxdrew]

[young-blockchain]

[igotyoucupid]

Reblogged for the gifs

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[esper-aroon]

Pronouncing your own name with a foreign accent in mid conversation because you can’t switch the accent gears fast enough and then wincing at yourself as your ears scream bloody murder at you.