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Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
Though sometimes this happens by mistake as well...
@ringofkees
I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.
I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities
P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them
Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!
Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!
It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.
Pour les chats 🐈💞
Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”
Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.
Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.
Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.
Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”
Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.
And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!
They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.
CATS 😍😍😍😍
when a cat turns their back on you, they’re not snubbing you. they’re trusting you to watch their back.
notice how when you’re unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. you’re not fully trusted, but you’re ok by them.
when you’re familiar and liked, they’ll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bff’s:
they are doing this on purpose. it’s a buddy thing. so if you’re watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.
and if they really love and trust you, they’ll turn their back on you and go to sleep. they’ll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they can’t see the room. this isn’t a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. they’re saying, “i feel safe when you’re around. i know nothing’s going to sneak up on me, because you’re here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.”
farts aren’t an expression of love, though, as far as i know. they’re just farts.
Exhibit 1 for why pants should definitely be more optional than they are 💜
Silly confused girl needs your help
This is truly my math face lol
Every time you lie...
Her: Every time you lie, I get to smack you. So that's one smack.
Me: Oh? Then I don't want you to smack me
Her: And that's two.
Me: Okay, then. I do want you to smack me
Her: That's still two then, cuz that's the truth
Me: Alrighty. This statement is a lie.
Her: ...
*5min of processing later*
Her: So it's a lie!
Me: No, it can't be a lie
Her: Then it's the truth!
Me: Nah, it's not that either
Her: Oh! So it's a paradactyl!
Me: ...
*She googles*
Her: Yeah! A paradox
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This aesthetic is the best 💜
Reblog if you are not a Porn Bot so you don’t get blocked by Accident!
I’m real!
I know I said I wasn’t going to post again until Friday, buuuuuuut, just in case.
I’m reaaal I pinky promise
Is that a challenge?
On Being a Good Hypnotist
(An analogy that maybe works for me)
So- being a good hypnotist is like being a good musician. If you’re starting to play guitar, say, you’ll begin with getting some technical mastery and playing some basic chords. Pretty quickly, you’ll be able to play a basic song. From there, you work your way up to more complex songs. Once you have some technical skills down, many people start writing songs. Some people learn to write amazing songs- really catchy ones that play on the radio and make a lot of people smile or really creative ones that kind of expand the horizons of what you can do with music.
I’m not a hit-making or limit-expanding hypnotist. I’m not the most skilled. I’m not a guitar virtuoso. I’m a coffee-shop-open-mike-night kind of hypnogal. But- when I write my partners a song, that song is for them. It has a personal meaning. And that is valuable- even if it isn’t as creative or catchy or technically impressive as a song they would hear on the radio. What’s important isn’t that it’s an objectively amazing song. What’s important is that it is from me. People can take their song for the act of thoughtfulness and care that it is.
I need to remember that when I undervalue myself.
As you’re one of most well-known hypnotists in the US hypno scene, Ella, you’re definitely a much more skilled ‘tist than you give yourself credit for!
also this is a great post~
This ^^^ is good info. Love the examples of how invalidators work their toxic magic. BOOST.
With regards to the "maybe it's because..." one, I found this post by /u/ramsesthepigeon (and some of his following posts in this same thread) to be helpful in breaking from a solution-driven mindset. Keep in mind that you can do abusive things without intentionally being an abuser, so it's always worth keeping an eye on your behavior
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/34aqsn/women_of_reddit_what_about_men_baffles_you_the/cqsxgvl
Legit stuck. I needed @xxmasterandmargaritaxx ‘s help to get out
yea this one had me dazed a bit too geez. not that i mind though ^^
I like this one! I want it to run in slow motion so I can figure out what's actually happening.
up / dn
Woahhh
Ohh, that really isn’t fair. Can you say self-fractionation?
I’m taking this to Charmed and seeing how many friends I can get caught in a never ending loop. (that is without getting caught myself!)
Anyway, this one is awesome.
Illusion
Ooooohfffuuuuuu
Fantastic…
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Ups and Down of life…!
A personal favorite
flustered and embarrassed girls are literally my favorite
Show me your TITS
T- Time I-Interest T- Thoughtfulness S- Some titties
I love that someone actually made this. Like, it's not just an internet pic, it's actually physically put together.
K/DA - POP/STARS - AHRI
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This music video strikes so many aesthetic buttons that I'm left speechless. Now we just gotta roll together a few of these to get a gif that's 2-3 seconds long to show her tailswoosh from start to finish, because unf