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hello vonnie
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official daine visual archive
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Not today Justin
$LAYYYTER
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@that-stranger-on-the-plane
i simply CANNOT stop thinking about how catulllus 14, in which his friend sends him some absolutely terrible poetry that someone gave him and he vows to go and find something even worse to send back has the exact same energy as me and my friends sending one another awful takes and deeply cursed posts that we read on the internet
i think twitter should be deleted actually.
M A N R E S I D U E
man biphobes are always just chomping at the fucking bit to invent new terms to justify why they hate bisexual people
WHAT THE FUCK IS MAN RESIDUE
anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
found it :)
tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”
im peeing
thinking about cabbage selective breeding evolution
who does it like her!
SAM ROCKWELL as Captain Klenzendorf in JOJO RABBIT (2019), dir. Taika Waititi
"We can't fight this year's round of global warming-induced wildfires because the prison slave laborers we would normally sacrifice to fight the fires have instead succumbed to the plague". Is 2020 even real?
Say slave labor with your whole chest please.
I took my nephew and niece to their first event when they were... five and seven? They each picked out a heavy and a rapier fighter to cheer on (we made favors for them to give as part of the Plan to Keep Little Kids Entertained™). They interpreted this to mean that they were to LOOK AFTER these fighters and spent the remainder of the day taking them water and sharing goldfish crackers with them.
You don’t know happiness until you see a little kid hand a Knight an Uncrustable and have him devour it gratefully.
#congrats your children reinvented squires (via @roach-works)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller
I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism
biblically accurate snow angel
It’s nice to see Bill Watterson is still active.
@queenofbaws @kpdleo12
This is the kinda passive aggressive compliance inherent in all humans
how the fuck do you have a bluetooth fan
Modern Sherlock Holmes but he’s a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.
Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like
Watson: “My roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.”
Person: “This reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldn’t turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of pi”
Watson: “I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.”
I need mental intervention bc I’ve had this fake arctic monkeys song stuck in my head for like five days now
i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic
