Running With Those Vampires...

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[injuries-in-dust]

[misinterpretedmythology]

There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.

Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--

Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!

Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!

Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--

Natasha: Who wants bacon!

Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!

Tony: What the fu-

Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.

Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--

Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!

Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?

Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?

Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?

Natasha: What about pudding?

Clint: Fuck your pudding!

Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!

Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.

Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?

Tony:

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[florakiiss]

Baby boy, baby (˘³˘)♥

Alec Volturi's simps, come get yo man.

[lacedlashes]

[memeclassheroes]

[mccartycullen]

i am once again asking “since when do vampires like baseball?”

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[idreamofjimmy]

[charmancler]

is that twilight

[africant]

yes. yes it is.

[southernanthemarchive]

so i got super bored and made a twilight historical miniseries. SUP NETFLIX. YA COWARDS.

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

The Volturi are the government of the vampire community, the rule-makers of the vampire world. Judge, jury and executioner.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

[breakingisabella]

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten

[edytheelizabethcullen]

Jasper, in the airport:

[leahlee-thebadwolves]

I think Charlie fakes not being able to cook. I think he CAN cook he just doesn’t like to. He fakes it, I think, because it makes Bella feel useful (I mean, come on, he made Alice breakfast in New Moon!) 

And that thing with the spaghetti sauce? He was obviously faking that.  EVERYONE knows you don’t put metal in a microwave (unless you want to die!).  

Also I believe that Renee isn’t anywhere near as ditzy or brainless as Bella makes her out to be. I mean I’m sure she may have done a few airheaded things from time to time, but who hasn’t? I’m looking at YOU Bella (New Moon in particular) I do believe that Renee is a lot smarter than Bella gives her credit for. You don’t get to be a kindergarten teacher if you’re a irresponsible loon (like her daughter Bella!) I seriously doubt that Bella would’ve been able to hack it as a High School teacher (like the guide said she wanted to be) You know the dream she had BEFORE Edward the creeper came into her life.

[rosaliesdyke]

The last time I checked,  Queens cower before no man.                                                           -Nikita Gill

[50feetwoman-deactivated20190503]

It was between who I should be and who I am. I’ve always felt out of step. Like literally stumbling through my life. I’ve never felt normal, because I’m not normal, and I don’t wanna be. I’ve had to face death and loss and pain in your world, but I’ve also never felt stronger, like more real, more myself, because it’s my world too. It’s where I belong.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade