Skylar

♏️|Bi|21|

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Ravi: Is it just me, or is Eddie being more irritable than normal?

Chim: Yeah, he's being a total brat.

Hen: That's what happens when Buck is not with him during a shift.

Chim: Harry, give him a sweet treat from the secret stash. 200 mg of Buck's cinnamon churro.

Harry: It's empty!

Chim: I hate to give Buck this kind of power, but there's no other way.

Harry: Are you sure, Cap?

Chim: Yeah, call Buck and ask him to come by the station with his clipboard in hand. There's an emergency only he can solve.

[lady-ashfade]

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻

𝔚. 𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔞𝔪𝔰, 𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔦𝔬𝔫!𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯

Wednesday had a stalker— which meant you had one.

Until it turned out to be just a fangirl, with of course dark intentions but not what you thought. It was still creepy. Every time she looked at you with those big wicked eyes you almost got scared and that’s saying something as you’re literally dating Wednesday Addams.

Until not only was Agnes following Wednesday, she had become a fan of yours. Wednesday cares for you, meaning she did. She watched when Wednesday was away from you, she picked up your favorite food and delivered it to you.

“Do you polish your horns?” You look at the red headed mini fan. She had a twinkle in her eyes while her hands were itching to touch your pointy horns.

“Yeah… Sometimes. They need care just like any other part of the body.” You shrug.

“Can I touch them?” She was going to touch them. You didn’t even have time to answer, before a hand grabbed her small wrist.

“If you want to keep your hand, i suggest never trying to touch what is mine.” Wednesday’s appeared out of no where. Her glare was cold and sharp you thought she might actually hurt the poor girl.

But Agnes just giggled and waited until her hand was released. Mumbling something about how cool you too were. Honestly, you wouldn’t be surprised if she had a T-shirt of your faces on it.

[brenshor]

So jealous they both broke up with the other's situationship

[keikomivra]

WEDNESDAY S02 PT. 1 + TEXT POSTS: WENCLAIR EDITION

[salylockheart]

🐺🐦‍⬛🖐️

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kosmogrl]

[wearewatcher]

[thememedaddy]

[snowsmoked]

Yuna showing Ilya photos of little baby Shane and they get to a photo of a naked two year old Shane grinning at the camera, shirt held up in his triumphant chubby fist. Yuna smiles and tells him how hard it was to keep clothes on Shane and that he’d rip them off whenever they weren’t looking. Without thinking Ilya says “so not much has changed, huh?” and then freezes because he can’t believe he just said that in front of his boyfriend’s mom until Yuna laughs so hard she spills her wine.

[ilyannarozanova]

Shane Hollander post coming out mic'd up slinging the most cutting, vicious, objectively true comments about his opponents' play styles and hockey prowess, always delivered in his most serious deadpan captain voice that betrays zero personal attachment to the results of whatever scathing advice he's giving out. He never uses players' names either, just numbers. It drives the rest of the league fucking insane.

Some examples of Shane chirps that cause full-on brawls while he skates cleanly away to go chug designer electrolyte saline solution by the bench with his delighted husband:

"Hey Number 56 if you practiced your footwork more you could catch up to me and look me in the eye while calling me slurs"

"Hey 34 your team might have a shot at winning something next year without you so if you want to be a real team player then consider quitting"

"Hey bud, ice is pretty slippery and hurts to fall on so maybe consider learning how to skate before getting on the rink next time"

"Hey 23 I know you'll always be one behind me but you could try a little harder not to take that literally every time we play"

And Ilya's personal all-time favorite that has him giggling and kicking his feet for weeks:

"I'd love to disrupt my usual style and throw something at you that's not objectively true, but all the best chirps already are so I'm out of good options :/"

[dumbass-writer]

Recently got a retainer bc I sleep grind and it’s exacerbating my existing jaw pain but it’s made me think of Shane having to get a retainer bc you KNOW that man is so tense all the time he clenched jawed his way through multiple Stanley cups but he has to get a retainer and the first time Ilya sees him pop it in to go to sleep and he’s in his glasses I genuinely think he cums in his pants while simultaneously having cuteness aggression and needing to bite Shane bc the little lisp it gives him is annoyingly adorable

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: So, what's the verdict on the firehose?

Eddie: You've been inside me for the past hour and a half, and you want a dick review right now?

Buck: Well yes, this was your first, second, third and fourth time with a man and this is our hydration break, you have time.

Eddie, smirking: Eh, it was ok.

Buck: Eddie, you came 4 times untouched.

Eddie, trying not to laugh: To make you feel better.

Buck: You literally passed out during your 3rd one while you were riding me!

Eddie, blushing: I was just having a brief talk with god.

Buck: Wanna meet him again?

Eddie: Yes sir!

[chuugiwara]

STRAWHAT PIRATES ♡⸝⸝ M.LIST

❝ a list of all strawhat members, created for you ❞ ♡⸝⸝ masterlist for more ୭˚. ᵎᵎ

♯ MONKEY D. LUFFY .ᐟ.ᐟ

IMPORTANT WORDS ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ luffy isn't one for romance, there's too much food in the world to worry about all that nonsense, after all. until food doesn't taste as good without you, and his dream always has you by his side; and luffy intends to get to the bottom of it.

POCKET THE SUNSHINE ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ like two peas in a pod, you and luffy have always moved the beat of your own drums. with a pair like that, there's no telling what'll happen each day, nor a way to pocket the sunshine that is you and luffy.

♯ RORONOA ZORO .ᐟ.ᐟ

COME BACK HOME ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ jealousy, regret and insecurity drives the one zoro loves away. selfishly, the love never fades. a hard pill to swallow, but zoro need you to come back home to him.

NEW PERSPECTIVES ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ a hidden hobby, the quiet night, and suddenly you and Zoro find yourselves smiling brighter than the stars above.

♯ VINSMOKE SANJI .ᐟ.ᐟ

GIVE YOU THE STARS ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ while you watch the moon and stars, Sanji only looks at you. he knew true love existed outside of fairytales, because you did.

SWEETENED SMOKE ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ despite your distaste for them, a tender moment leads you to trying the very cigarettes from Sanji's collection.

♯ ONESHOTS N MORE .ᐟ.ᐟ

LITTLE MISS ATTITUDE ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ 'little miss attitude' is their favorite girl, especially when she bares her pretty teeth right at them.

FALL FOR YA ♡⸝⸝ #synopsis ♡ sneak peeks of how the monster trio are like in a relationship with the love of their life.

‧˚꒰ & MUCH MORE TO COME ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

©chuugiwara, do not copy, plagiarize or translate my work. thank you

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.

but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.

like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.

[butimaficwriter]

Read the post and loved it exactly for the potential of what's in the tags: uh oh now David made it funnnn and Shane, quick little bean that he is, riiiight as he's getting to the edge of the rink, about to be picked up and passed to mom, gets up and skates away to the middle of the rink and PLOMP lays down on his back, giggling and kicking his little skates. "Again, Dad (Shane does not call David daddy in front of his friends, he's not a baby!), again!!"

It doesn't help David and Yuna that everyone and their mother thinks this is the funniest, cutest thing ever and laughs, just spurring Shane to do it more and more.

[tinylilhollander]

The night before Shane might win his third Stanley cup, Ilya sends him the clip of his Stanley cup win.

Confused, Shane immediately calls him.

"Is this some new and unique way to psych me out before the final, Rozanov? I didn't know you had money on Detroit."

"No, I am sending for a good reason," Ilya laughs. "I know it sucks for us that when you win all your team will be kissing their girlfriends and Pike will be making out all gross with Jackie, and we will not be able to. So, I wanted to show you exactly where I first kissed the cup. It was on the top, right over where it says Ottawa 1905, left of where it says 'Challenge Cup'. I remember because I did this on purpose. We weren't anything then, but I was thinking of you. I couldn't help thinking of you. So if you kiss the same place, it will be a little like we are sharing a kiss. And only we will know about it."

And Shane feels the air clean knocked out of his lungs and the back of his throat get tight, as he barely gets out, "Baby, that's... Thank you. I don't know what to say. I love you so fucking much. I'll make sure you see our kiss, okay?"

"I will be watching. I love you, My Shane. Go show the world why Shane Fucking Hollander is the goat, okay?"

On the night Shane wins his third Stanley Cup, he kisses their spot on the cup, thinking only of Ilya, and longs for a day where he can pull him onto the ice like Scott did with Kip.

On the night Shane wins his fourth Stanley cup, he hoists the cup into the air with his captain, they both kiss the same spot on the trophy, and then in front of the world, on his home ice, Shane Hollander kisses his husband, and it feels like a promise fulfilled.