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"I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting" - Wise Man Kanye

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[ruinedchildhood]

Keke Palmer reacts to Titanic

[mytvjunk]

Dear Shonda

In regards to everything that transpired in all of tonight’s TGIT winter season finales:

[umamislashwater]

Dolly: Jolene, please don’t take my man

Jolene:

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[my-honor-blog1]

Never forget.

[beyonceisstraight]

SCREAMING 💀💀☠☠☠

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

THE PUPPET GULPED

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

credit: hisduckling on youtube

[juelzsantanabandana]

[cherrygrabber]

-“What do you think of that, 

Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes. 

Basket-Face = Insult to his hat. 

Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes. 

Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out. 

Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy. 

Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap. 

Gomeril = Dog 

Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl 

Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.

Scooner = A half pint aka short man. 

Nyaff = Out of date 

Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking 

Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority. 

Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink. 

Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype. 

Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively) 

Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff. 

Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck 

Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space 

Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean 

Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

[ravldazle]

the best chain of insults ever laid out to date

[pokeyscrypt]

Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life

[ampervadasz]

[saiasus]

[beardyoakenshield]

[loghomelove-deactivated20240923]

[kryptonavatar]

He is coming….

[manthadoodle]

[233333nonam22me-deactivated2016]

[tackykawa]

me trying to hit a 5000 word count like

[willowdove]

Pinocchio should go into politics

[mggardner]

Y’all I’m done.

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]