a very human alien

any pronouns // i'm kinda like Loki (gender fluid bisexual dark haired bitch) //bad jokes, flowers, bees and love enthusiast // hope.

[anxietyproblem]

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[ufohshit]

and see if you can find an electric pull switch in the middle of the darkness hanging randomly off the apparently low ceiling, so that you can turn on the lights!

[penny-anna]

rb in honour of the fact that the office is being refurbished so rip to this mismatching carpet tile ):

[omercifulheaves]

Seijun Suzuki

[squeerpia]

Source

[berrie-bomb]

[quotemadness]

“You are not stuck where you are unless you decide to be.”

— Wayne Dyer

[kesstielarchive]

SCREAMING

[kesstielarchive]

Every year I am reminded by a massive spike in my notes that this happened on my dash~

[mauvefayette6]

Music He Listens To

Charlie Dalton:

At heart Charlie Dalton is a Jazz lover, but nothing pumps him up like some rap. Yes Benny Goodman, Eliza Fitzgerald, and Frank Sinatra are bangers to him. Put some 50 cent, Akon, or Eminem and there's not stopping him. His favorite song being P.I.M.P by 50cent and Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.

Gerard Pitts:

Gerard loves all sorts of music, he'll listen to anything on the radio. But if he was DJ while you drove (or while he drove) he'd put some Bon Jovi, Journey, David Bowie, or Queen. He knows all the lyrics to all songs by Bon Jovi and wished he could go see them perform. He'll randomly start singing "Who's Crying Now" or Bohemian Rhapsody.

Knox Overstreet:

Contrary to popular belief Knox is a huge lover of pop music. Ariana Grande, Doja Cat, Lana Del Rey, you name it. Play any song by Doja Cat and Knox becomes a stripper out of no where, pole and everything. He introduces you to Lana Del Rey and collects her albums in Vinyl.

Neil Perry:

Oh yes stereotypically Neil would be into Musicals, and he is! The Rocky Horror Picture Show being one of his favorites simply because of how weird and complex it is. But his favourite genre of music is nu-metal. Envision Neil Perry listening to Korn while he studied. His friends would've never seen it coming that he was listening to a bunch of white men screaming. He truly loves it though and he'll randomly start to sing "Twist" by Korn or attempt to sing along to Psychosocial by Slipknot.

Steven Meeks:

Steven Meeks, the true lover of the radio. He loves all sorts of genres and would hate to limit himself to only one genre. But he truly loves Cumbia and Banda. He rarely understands anything they're saying but adores the sound of their voices. He'll occasionally listen to Reggeton, som Bad Bunny or Daddy Yankee, but nothing hits the same as listening to "Los Ángeles Azules".

Todd Anderson:

Todd Andersons true heart lies in old-fashioned music. Not 80s or 90s but 50s, 60s, and some 40s. He loves to dance to Elvis Presley or Doris Day. He collects Vinyl's and consumes media from that time. He disagrees with the 50s/60s/40s and their ideologies but adores the music. His favorites being swing music and some jazz but mostly pop music from the time.

master list

[thatalienstuff]

THAT'S NOT STEVEN, THAT'S ESTEBAN. Meeks is invited to the carne asada idc

[olemotionalass]

*Neil trying to get to know Todd*

Neil: Welcome to-

Charlie: *flickering the lights off and on* HELL!

[olemotionalass]

Charlie: I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day

[blackwidowhub]

#sibling energy

[thatscarletflycatcher]

We joke about the neovictorianism that wearing masks brings about, but yesterday one of my students pulled his mask down to drink some water, and the girl sitting beside him exclaimed: "I have never seen your mouth before!" and he blushed and covered his mouth with his hand.

It was just... iconic.

[the-wayne-manor-library]

More Meeks Headcanons

he played cello when he was younger and still enjoys playing it

he wants a pet turtle

he takes his pocket watch with him everywhere

he buys you flowers every weekend, date, special occasion, when he gets back from a trip or long period of time always from you, and whenever you are feeling down.

sometimes he buys them just because

he looks at you like you are the moon

he loves sci-fi books

he tells pitts everything about you

meeks loves chocolate chip cookies so you better make him some

he is so bad at baking and cooking but he loves to read recipes instructions and ingredient list to help you in the kitchen

meeks has a hammock at his house

he will sit out there for hours during the summer just reading, napping, or looking at the stars when it gets late

him and Cameron plan all the details for the dps summer trips and bbq parties

he loves being outside but has to wear sunscreen because he’s ginger

he lets you cheat off this homework when you really need to but will always help you and explain the work if you need it

his second favorite language to learn is Romanian

meeks love to let you wear his sweatshirts

he gets jealous when other people stare at you or hit on you. he doesn’t get toxic but if you are being hit on he will come over and put his arm around your waist and say “are you ready to go dear?” while staring at the other person down to their soul

he doesn’t like to eat in front of people so he eats very little at lunch and dinner so pitts always has snacks on him of meeks

meeks also loves mystery books

[thatalienstuff]

“he looks at you like you are the moon”

💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

[quotemadness]

“We lose ourselves in things we love. We find ourselves there, too.”

— Kristin Martz

[deaddovecoterie]

If you’re watching dps and you find yourself in love with Meeks, it means means you’re watching it right

that’s a completely valid statement

[deadreamersociety]

Hey :D

Can I have readerxpoets hcs for them having a friend who's a witch??? And is Meeks girlfriend?

Like, they all found her for an Imbolc celebration on the woods dancing to a bonfire. They found he by chance (not on purpose) while singing.

Thank you!! ✨😌

- the poets sneak out of the dorms one night, minds set on adventure

- they begin to walk into town, but were distracted by the crackle of fire and the voice of an angel

- they chase the mysterious sounds and find you, singing and dancing around a magnificent bonfire

- meeks is in shock, quite frankly

- he knew you were a witch but didn’t know an awful lot about what that entailed

- and he had no idea you could sing so well

- even though you weren’t trying to, you managed to sound beautiful

- he was mesmerised by you

- he became nervous of how close you were getting to the fire, but was anxious to interrupt you - he didn’t want you to be angry

- thankfully, charlie called you over

- you spun around, smoothing the hair from your face and made your way over to them

- meeks managed to ask what you were doing, but not without stuttering profusely

- you took the time to explain what imbolc was and how sacred it was to you

- to say they were intrigued was an understatement

- although meeks could be shy when it came to compliments, he found himself telling you how beautiful you looked

- he loved seeing you happy - the smile on your face melted his heart

- after that night, he made more of an effort to learn about your witchcraft

- you explained everything to him patiently, happy that he cared so much

- he began to develop even more of an interest

- one day he asked you if it was okay if he began to practice in the way that you did

- of course, you said yes

- he was so excited

- he went out and bought about a dozen books so that he could impress you with his external knowledge

- he became interested in other aspects of witchcraft like crystals and astrology

- he’s eternally grateful that you introduced him to it all

- neil also developed an interest, so meeks taught him what he knew

- you were so proud to see him passing on his knowledge

thank you for the request, i hope you like it!! i don’t know an awful lot about imbolc and didn’t want to spread any misinformation, so i didn’t include too much about the actual practice <3

[thatalienstuff]

OH HAPPY DAY 😩🙌

[funnytwittertweets]

[thatalienstuff]

if life don't got me, i know complete strangers on the internet do, can i get an amen? 😩🙌