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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
ive never hit reblog so fast
laser-free diet.
y'all need to hear about gerb.
gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.
when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.
the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.
and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.
one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.
now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”
“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”
and gerb says
“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”
Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.
DON’T BE RACIST CARL
That spine comment made me reevaluate my life
Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!
This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain
ΑΥΤΟ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΜΟΥ ΑΥΤΟ :(
Do you ever wonder where you’d be if The Chrysalids was real?
Like, so I live in Canada, yeah? And I live in Ontario right.
So we were studying the novel in grade nine English and we were working on seminars.
Me and my group had gotten into a dispute about something-or-other and just as my teacher walked up behind me, without my knowledge, I said, quite loudly
“WE’RE IN THE BAD LANDS BRO!”
Later that week she had it posted on the wall because she had found it so funny.
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
can we make this an ask meme?
reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT
Peter: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?
Tony: Insulting Bucky in front of Steve.
when you’re looking at old art and still hating where you fucked up ‘cause same
@ Death
Please stop taking all the amazing people away from us, Earth is becoming less and less awesome these days.
Sincerely,
Everyone
ahhh yes, the three genders. male, female, and lgbt
Steve : babe babe, do the thing!
Bucky : [ genuinely smiles ]
Steve : [ breathless ] oh my god
Tony: Would you suck Steve’s dick for a million dollars?
Bucky: I guess so, but I don’t really have that kind of money.
Tony: No, you would get the million-
eddie and v are best uncles!!
James Buchanan Barnes has a total of 46 minutes of screen time in the mcu and I just feel like marvel isn’t trying hard enough. My ass needs triple the content pls and ty
the fuck you mean to tell me this entire fandom is built on like 46 minutes??
Take me back to the night we met… so I can turn and walk away.
-Makenzie Hipple
— the civil wars
Steve: Sticks and stones may break my bones
Bucky, in a monotone voice from the other end of the room reading a magazine: but chains and whips excite me