Old crappy blog archive.

.I made this blog when I was an ignorant bigot. I had a lot of shitty prejudiced beliefs and opinions and I sincerely apologise for them. I only keep this for the audio posts now.

[caskitsune]

All these people not leaving tumblr because of their friends and their friends not leaving tumblr because of the same reason is just like

[akihikc-deactivated20150304]

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

[akihikc-deactivated20150304]

BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

[poryqon]

when you sucessfully make plans in a group message

[thatawkwardlurker]

me 364 days of the year: my desire for material possessions is a bottomless pit i want anything and everything

friend: hey, what do you want for your birthday?

me:

me:

me: fuck

[askcrypton]

Visit Original Link

[dajo42]

alchemist npc: [talks about the importance of careful and precise ingredient selection and sampling to yield best results]

player character: [mashes three different kinds of poisonous plant leaf together, eats seven rocks]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

You! Reading this! You’re still here.

This is your save/checkpoint! Keep going forward, you got a highscore!

[hannahlipow-deactivated20161221]

HI PUPPY!!

Me to every dog ever, regardless of their age.  (via hannahlipow)

[dergrottenolm]

It´s not my fault :I It´s because of this horrible person/nightsinneon!

[leiko-tomago]

my predictions for Frozen 2

something makes elsa upset and she can’t control her powers again

kristoff keeps trying to propose to anna but elsa’s problems keep getting in the way

a prince comes to arendelle and him and elsa fall in love. elsa’s problems go away

kristoff and anna get engaged

olaf gets a girlfriend with eyelashes and snow boobs

the end

[alfsnumberonefan]

According to Nintendo Waluigi isn't related to Wario

He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.

[yardovich]

whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.

Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!” 

God damn. The mild world of Waluigi. 

[chromaa]

#f1a8bc | #eee58a | #c4ecb0 | #addbd8 | #d6b0eb

[thatawkwardlurker]

Parents: be yourself

Me: -is self-

Parents: wait no

[thatawkwardlurker]

Cassandra to Varric in Dragon Age 2: Start talking, dwarf. They tell me you're good at it.

Cassandra to Varric in Inquisition: for the love of everything holy can you please stop talking

[aturinfortheworse]

Hello, welcome to Australia, may I interest you in a 10kg ball of spikes falling without warning? It’s okay though, you’ll know if you’ve stepped under one: they carpet the ground in spikes. 

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[brianmichaelbendis]

Japanese illustrator Takumi has drawn a map of this hypothetical Hayao Miyazaki theme park

[princess-peachie]

Let me roll around in that Totoro park forever.

[bombomderps]

*praying some millionaire would make this happen*