[aisforarthur]

[thebackyardigans]

……his own fam 

[railroadsoftware]

wow

[birdloaf]

Why did you become an artist?

ive always hated making money and being taken seriously

[niggazinmoscow]

This is what every mayor should be doing.

[phdna]

“Opinion Piece: Should we allow this mayor to shamelessly, irresponsibly use his job in order to do his job?”

[leplastiquedick]

me when the aliens finally abduct me and put me in one of their zoos

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[b-rainrot]

BRUH THIS IS TOO REAL

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[mcavoy]

[pomeranian2]

[boughieandblessed]

this makes me want to cry. everything about this is difficult

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride

hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.

me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud

[angelstills]

Life-Size (2000)

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband

dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

fun fact if you’re a man you’re not allowed to laugh at this joke bcus i don’t go a day without hearing about how girls are all overemotional unstable and crazy so you all still think like this you’ve just gotten better at phrasing it in a way that doesnt seem like bullshit at first glance

[dreamadove]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

[edukaition]

#2018mood

[sweetiebutter]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

[bob-belcher]

Trump Baby is airborne as Trump visits the UK!

[as-warm-as-choco]

by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

[j4d3d-dr4gon]

How? 🐠🐱

[catwithbenefits]

You know how your cat always seems to stare off into space? Turns all they’ve been looking at Pokemon all this time. Only now has Niantic given us the technology to see them, too.

[starry-eyed-feline]

Spell Niantic wrong and it’s Nyantic…

Our cat overlords have given us this gift

[limniads]